So I did time in the Navy.

Right. I have no problem with it. Military service is quite honorable in my opinion.

I enlisted to do 4 years in the Navy, I wanted to get away from my mother, it worked, West coast here I come.
 
The Navy wanted me, I played coy. Then I shattered my leg.
 
I did my Corps enlistment as a child, then joined the Air Force at 18.
 
....for three whole weeks.

The barracks shower gave you the idea to seek employment as a doorman at a gay disco upon your sudden discharge (in the halycon days before "don't ask, don't tell")

Naaa.....

I was to have the bunk made in 5 Min. then the morning shower was to be no longer then 5 Min. and stand at attention with spit shinned shoes in formation.

Nothing like boot camp.
 
Speaking of the Navy and bunks and showers...

How much time did you serve sleeping and/or playing Drop the Soap with your mateys JackedUPJim and Johboy Slavage?
 
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