Televangelist asks his followers to donate $60,000,000 for new private jet

[Mike_Yates]

Televangelist Creflo Dollar is asking his many followers to donate $60,000,000 dollars to him so he can purchase a new private jet.

He already has a private jet but it's old and apparently not good enough for him, so he needs an upgrade.

This isn't even a joke, he openly admits that this is what the donation fund is for.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/living/creflo-dollar-jet-feat/

 

[BoyNextDoor]

God said he needs it. And God never, ever lies and God only speaks to those that can hear him.

Mike, you need to make a donation for this cause and then pray on it. God will then help you meet your dream woman. It is a part of your purpose.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?

 

[Mike_Yates]

I'm sure that this Creflo dude stays in five-star luxury hotels where he does much cocaine and screws prostitutes, just like good old Jimmy Swaggart.

Praise the lord!

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[renard_ruse]

So, good for him. More power to him.

I always found it humorous when rock groups would do the obligatory song bashing televangelists for being ostentatious and supposedly swindling money from their supporters. Big Entertainment musicians who become multi-millionaires peddling some crappy music to teenagers. At least the preachers are helping people live better lives, while Big Entertainment incites them to take drugs and engage in self-destructive behavior.

 

[cowslinger64]

So, good for him. More power to him.

I always found it humorous when rock groups would do the obligatory song bashing televangelists for being ostentatious and supposedly swindling money from their supporters. Big Entertainment musicians who become multi-millionaires peddling some crappy music to teenagers. At least the preachers are helping people live better lives, while Big Entertainment incites them to take drugs and engage in self-destructive behavior.

That is NOT what God had in mind for preachers... imagine how many kids wouldn't go hungry or suffer today with 60 million. That guy should be ashamed for even thinking it..

 

[renard_ruse]

That is NOT what God had in mind for preachers... imagine how many kids wouldn't go hungry or suffer today with 60 million. That guy should be ashamed for even thinking it..

And God intended for rock stars to make billions of dollars?

 

[cowslinger64]

And God intended for rock stars to make billions of dollars?

Besides the fact that hasn't nothing to do with my point....God has nothing to do with what rockstars make, or what they do.


However... a preacher represents God and the church...supposedly, tho it doesn't seem possible this douchebag does.

There are no reasons for a preacher to live that sort of life... there are plenty of verses that speak of it.

 

[1sickbastard]

Televangelist Creflo Dollar is asking his many followers to donate $60,000,000 dollars to him so he can purchase a new private jet.

He already has a private jet but it's old and apparently not good enough for him, so he needs an upgrade.

This isn't even a joke, he openly admits that this is what the donation fund is for.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/13/living/creflo-dollar-jet-feat/

It's so he can spread the bulllshit, I mean "good news" faster.
That or he's pissed the Pope has a nicer jet.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[Que]

I was rolling quarters tonight. How short is he of his goal?

 

[juttjaw]

I was rolling quarters tonight. How short is he of his goal?

I was doing the same thing... Only I was prying pennies out of my cars cup holders. God must love you more

 

[Que]

I was doing the same thing... Only I was prying pennies out of my cars cup holders. God must love you more

Well I am single. Quarters actually build up on the nightstand with no one to bogart them.

 

[juttjaw]

Well I am single. Quarters actually build up on the nightstand with no one to bogart them.

Technically she hides the quarters from me.. I have an unhealthy cheddar and peanut butter cracker habit. Don't blame me... Blame the disease.

 

[Que]

Technically she hides the quarters from me.. I have an unhealthy cheddar and peanut butter cracker habit. Don't blame me... Blame the disease.

All my quarters used to go to buy Diet Dr. Pepper. Had to be in a 20oz bottle, had to be straight out of the cooler at the store a little under a mile away. I once worked out what that was costing a year with a minimum of three trips a day...

 

[juttjaw]

All my quarters used to go to buy Diet Dr. Pepper. Had to be in a 20oz bottle, had to be straight out of the cooler at the store a little under a mile away. I once worked out what that was costing a year with a minimum of three trips a day...

That sounds a little OCD... We just went to Sams Club and got a case of the crackers... I now enjoy my habit in the comfort of my own bed.. However, she is unhappy with the crumbs.

 

[Que]

That sounds a little OCD... We just went to Sams Club and got a case of the crackers... I now enjoy my habit in the comfort of my own bed.. However, she is unhappy with the crumbs.

If she doesn't actually kick you out for eating cracker in bed, you must be doing something right.

It is pretty crumby though...

 

[juttjaw]

If she doesn't actually kick you out for eating cracker in bed, you must be doing something right.

It is pretty crumby though...

No hoe ain't gonna tell me where I can eat my mother fucking crackers!!
Plus she works days and I work mostly nights... My cracker eating is restricted to the days I crawl in bed alone. It's either that or sob into my big empty pillow on my giant empty bed while I stretch from corner to corner and drift off to sleep lonely and extremely comfortable. That's her preferred explanation.