I think my dick has bipolar disorder

[Lord Pmann]

One minute it's all, "Touch me here! Touch me there!" So I do.

Then, like a switch, It turns off and it just wants to lay down and sleep and can't be bothered to play anymore.

What do I do with this? It happens 3-6 times a day.

 

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[chillywilly2]

Get a hypodermic needle and Inject a bit of normal saline into the head in 3 or 4 places...that will smarten it up

 

[Lord Pmann]

^^^
Like the silicone penis guy?

www.liveleak.com/view?i=461_1360105026

http://img.rp.vhd.me/4599235_l3.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

There ya go...spank that puppy

 

[Suz_anne]

It does kinda look like a Shar Pei, but cuter.

 

[PTWaters1]

I hear too much Soy protein in the diet can do that. I really had to stop eating stuff with Soy protein and take Indole-3-Carbinol to reduce the level of estrogen it had built up in my body. Not only do I have smaller man boobs today, I can also keep junior interested longer!

 

[chillywilly2]

OMG...*shakes head*

 

[PTWaters1]

OMG...*shakes head*

Umm...sorry for the confusion, but was that for me?

 

[Aquagal]

One minute it's all, "Touch me here! Touch me there!" So I do.

Then, like a switch, It turns off and it just wants to lay down and sleep and can't be bothered to play anymore.

What do I do with this? It happens 3-6 times a day.

You're getting old.

 

[Paul_Chance]

We could crowd-fund electroshock therapy for it! Of course as cheap as we are we'd probably end up getting you a used 9 V battery...

 

[Riles]

Fickle pickle syndrome.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You're getting old.

I'm a vibrant youf!!!!!!

 

[SmileyGirl]

I'm a vibrant youf!!!!!!

Pmann are you turnin yerself off!!