You geocache for my cock and suck it.

[Mountainchef74]

Can you smell the flowers

So many friendly people.

 

[Wings]

Anyone interested in this?
I would love to have this happen! I give coordinates to you, you find my cock and suck it. No talking, finish and you leave.
My dick just got hard thinking about that!

Anyone?

Maybe the treasure someone can leave you will be herpes.

 

[Mountainchef74]

Maybe the treasure someone can leave you will be herpes.

Right!
No herpes! Thanks!

 

[Wings]

Right!
No herpes! Thanks!

You bother me. A lot. Why would you chose to post this on the GB instead of a fetish forum or the Personals?

 

[1HF]

Maybe the treasure someone can leave you will be herpes.

Heh.


This made me snicker.

OP, there are better places to post this. The things the denizens of the gb would do to your cock aren't what you're looking for.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Pookie]

Heh.


This made me snicker.

OP, there are better places to post this. The things the denizens of the gb would do to your cock aren't what you're looking for.

Are you thinking basement party too?

 

[1HF]

Are you thinking basement party too?

I could really use a tie. Think we could do it? I only want it if we bedazzle the fuck out of it first.

 

[Wings]

Heh.


This made me snicker.

OP, there are better places to post this. The things the denizens of the gb would do to your cock aren't what you're looking for.

I know how geocaching works, you take something, you leave something.

Dearest Wings,

Please PM me geocaching clues to find you. I'll post updates and this thread gets a whole lot more appealing....

Jelly

Due west then north. You'll find me.

 

[Pookie]

I could really use a tie. Think we could do it? I only want it if we bedazzle the fuck out of it first.

I think a clip-on bow tie would be a realistic possibility. I say let's go for it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Look at these girls being all coy. Pfft. Pretending like they aren't putting on their hiking boots and head flashlights trying to search for the booty (or cock, as it were).

You geocache that dick, my mountainous friend. Put that motherfucker on Waze too.

 

[Lancecastor]

Mine's in Tibet.

http://www.chinasmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/penis-shaped-mountain.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

This is a rather original way to beg someone to touch your wiener.

 

[Lancecastor]

This is a rather original way to beg someone to touch your wiener.

The Political Forum is ------> to the right.




http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/postweiner_560.jpg

 

[1HF]

I think a clip-on bow tie would be a realistic possibility. I say let's go for it.

That would really class up our collection

Look at these girls being all coy. Pfft. Pretending like they aren't putting on their hiking boots and head flashlights trying to search for the booty (or cock, as it were).

You geocache that dick, my mountainous friend. Put that motherfucker on Waze too.

You caught us. Desperate for cock, the lot of us.

So desperate that instead of going out and getting dick, we want to treasure hunt for strange, internet wang that probably has more diseases than Garnate's messed up toe.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You caught us. Desperate for cock, the lot of us.

So desperate that instead of going out and getting dick, we want to treasure hunt for strange, internet wang that probably has more diseases than Garnate's messed up toe.

What's a cock without a little bumps or stingy sensation? I'll tell you what it is... Boring.

All I could say is imagine the delight in your eyes when you dig down deep into the core of the earth and you find that geocached cock, waiting in anticipation.

I could just picture you climbing the tree tops searching for it.

 

[Pookie]

You caught us. Desperate for cock, the lot of us.

So desperate that instead of going out and getting dick, we want to treasure hunt for strange, internet wang that probably has more diseases than Garnate's messed up toe.

It sounds so romantic when you put it like that.

 

[1HF]

What's a cock without a little bumps or stingy sensation? I'll tell you what it is... Boring.

All I could say is imagine the delight in your eyes when you dig down deep into the core of the earth and you find that geocached cock, waiting in anticipation.

I could just picture you climbing the tree tops searching for it.

I highly doubt I'd find it from two feet away, much less from the tree tops.

Bumps made me think of braille.. I wonder what diseased cock says in braille? "By the time you're reading this you'll have herpes"?

It sounds so romantic when you put it like that.

Great, now I'm horny

 

[about_average]

A lot of geocaches have Travel Bugs in them. Maybe he wants to give someone a TB.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I highly doubt I'd find it from two feet away, much less from the tree tops.

Well how desperate are you for his strange cock?!?!

 

[Lord Pmann]

A lot of geocaches have Travel Bugs in them. Maybe he wants to give someone a TB.

Travel bugs = crabs?

 

[1HF]

Travel bugs = crabs?

I saw TB and thought tuberculosis.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I saw TB and thought tuberculosis.

Can you catch TB from a geocached cock?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wrong Element]

This thread belongs in the Geography forum.