Lit Bad Ass Bracket

[unregistered]

 

[smoothg103rd]

Sweet talking her makes you look weak.

Just sayin!

I try to sweet talk you, but it doesn't work. So now I say fuck it.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Can someone send me the vid of the loose lips?

 

[Jennifer]

Hush! We should definitely keep this just between the two of us, or at least avoid getting on any ships together.

And I also think we should bring Yossi...

I agree. I would being Yossi anywhere! I like where this is headed...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Let me help.

Something like....Eat a BAG of Dicks you fucking Ringpiece.


See?

Color and local flavor helps.

He's young fata. Cut him slack.

nOObs.

I type how I talk. And I don't talk like that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

This thread = loose lips and limp dicks. Plus Smoove is wearing a clown nose apparently.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I type how I talk. And I don't talk like that.

You type out of your arse?

 

[unregistered]

 

[unregistered]

 

[toubab]

Or Loweezy and Elviny from Snuffy Smith on the gossip fence.

http://snuffysmithcomics.com/files/2014/04/EarthDay2.gif

I didn't realize Snuffy Smith is still around. I'm surprised. The things I learn here. And from totally unexpected sources.

 

[Lancecastor]

He asked for my information threatening to come see me. I give it to him and he bitch out. But yall consider him a badass? Wow, the bar must be low here.

I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire.

But if you post your face and address as originally agreed, i' ll make a call and send someone local to blow you ... A kiss.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You type out of your arse?

Nah, but you could kiss it.

 

[yossi]

I'm up for a loose lips road trip.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Fata Morgana]

Nah, but you could kiss it.

I wouldn't kiss you with Lance's mouth, you lack-witted little gobdaw.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire.

But if you post your face and address as originally agreed, i' ll make a call and send someone local to blow you ... A kiss.

It's easy to send a hit. I want you to be the hitter.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I wouldn't kiss you with Lance's mouth, you lack-witted little gobdaw.

I never said anything about you kissing me, you delusional old bitch. I said kiss my ass. And I mean it this way. http://youtu.be/BANUztzEpqg

 

[Lunarfaggot]

Is my av not good enough for you? Oh, you meant other lips…

Here's a hint. MOOOO!

 

[Killswitch]

Anyhow. Put me in the I'm down with the large labia fan group. Mobile or otherwise.

 

[Lancecastor]

I wouldn't kiss you with Lance's mouth, you lack-witted little gobdaw.

My mouth resents any implied contact with that dirtbag.

 

[Miles Long]

A lot of happy campers on Lit today I see.

 

[rimmy]

All we know is what you tell us.

What I know for sure is things happen when bodies start slappin, and loose lips sink ships.

I can assure you that her lips are the appropriate tightness.

 

[Miles Long]

I can assure you that her lips are the appropriate tightness.

What do you mean?

 

[yossi]

What do you mean?

They don't sink ships. Our battleships are saved!

 

[Killswitch]

What do you mean?

What would be your guess?