Lit Bad Ass Bracket

[Killswitch]

Suggestion: stick with things you actually know.

All we know is what you tell us.

What I know for sure is things happen when bodies start slappin, and loose lips sink ships.

 

[DesEsseintes]

loose lips sink ships.

Then you must have had a season ticket to the Titanic and the Lusitania. I've never known a man gossip like you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Then you must have had a season ticket to the Titanic and the Lusitania. I've never known a man gossip like you.

I picture him like Cissy and Ada!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Pomeranian.

A red nose pit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

A red nose pit.

You're such a fucking twat.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Then you must have had a season ticket to the Titanic and the Lusitania. I've never known a man gossip like you.

Des, I'd like you to meet query.

Query, this is Des.

 

[yossi]

I'd like to bury my face between a pair of loose lips.

Also, obligatory, "you sunk my battleship!"

 

[unregistered]

 

[Killswitch]

I'd like to bury my face between a pair of loose lips.

Also, obligatory, "you sunk my battleship!"

You're cute as a button but you're not helping the momentum of my drama deal.

 

[Pookie]

That's fighting talk missy! Maybe we can draw him out if we fight over him. He recommended me some good films over the years. And he was the first to call me Fata Whoregana.

He wanted to pookie my nookie from the first moment he met me. He had a lot of other recommendations for me too.

But you're right. He would love being fought over ... or on ... or under ...

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Des, I'd like you to meet query.

Query, this is Des.

Really? He doesn't seem to have such a prurient interest in the sex lives of others, but I know I have missed many years of drama here.

 

[Pookie]

Tang would pawn that.

Come to think of it so would I.

Ha! Too true!

 

[Killswitch]

I've got your loose lips right here, Yossi.

Man theres so many possibilities with this I just don't know which way to go.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're such a fucking twat.

Eat a dick. Bitch!

 

[Lunarfaggot]

3 different threads you've made the same pussy noises.

Post your face and address....or run away.

This.

 

[Fata Morgana]

He wanted to pookie my nookie from the first moment he met me. He had a lot of other recommendations for me too.

But you're right. He would love being fought over ... or on ... or under ...

He was fucking hilarious too. TANG COME BACK TO ME AND POOKIE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I picture him like Cissy and Ada!

Or Loweezy and Elviny from Snuffy Smith on the gossip fence.

http://snuffysmithcomics.com/files/2014/04/EarthDay2.gif

 

[Fata Morgana]

Eat a dick. Bitch!

Get some new material you tired ole fuck.

 

[Pookie]

Eat a dick. Bitch!

Sweet talking her makes you look weak.

Just sayin!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Or Loweezy and Elviny from Snuffy Smith on the gossip fence.

http://snuffysmithcomics.com/files/2014/04/EarthDay2.gif

Ha! Very similar!

 

[Killswitch]

Eat a dick. Bitch!

Let me help.

Something like....Eat a BAG of Dicks you fucking Ringpiece.


See?

Color and local flavor helps.

He's young fata. Cut him slack.

nOObs.

 

[Jennifer]

I've got your loose lips right here, Yossi.

God, I want you right now. Ask Killy if that's ok.

 

[Killswitch]

God, I want you right now. Ask Killy if that's ok.

Lmao...

I love this place.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Get some new material you tired ole fuck.

I don't get tired.