New To The Madness on the forums

[PlaidCanadian]

Well I'm n to new to Lit since I've been reading the stories on and off again for I can't even remember how many years now it's been, but I found out that there was a forum, so I thought that I would join.

I'd like to introduce myself - I'm John I'm 29 and I'm from Canada

 

[Lancecastor]

Canadians aren't allowed here, sorry.

Try the Dutch Forum.

 

[dolf]

Welcome to lit eh.

 

[PlaidCanadian]

Welcome to lit eh.

Thanks!, I hope to be on here for a long time

 

[SkAoUt]

Accent challenge

Record the questions and answers in a digital format and post the file or link to the file here.

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Literotica in real life?
End audio post by saying any ZERO words you want.

 

[Adre]

Do you know Ted Cruz?

 

[AllyRose]

http://photos-b.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xpa1/926542_479230415545617_956354001_n.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That's the name you picked?


omg

 

[PlaidCanadian]

I know sorry. I'm kind of bad with name picking

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's small p...

 

[PlaidCanadian]

It's small p...

I know, I thought I would try and be cool Maybe its not working haha

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Then you deserve,


:caning:

 

[Miles Long]

Were you on Red Green?

 

[bg23]

no pls

 

[PlaidCanadian]

Were you on Red Green?

Not at all

 

[Pookie]

That's the name you picked?


omg

Dude, pulease.

 

[RedAllan]

Embrace the insanity.

 

[Riles]

Not at all

Imposter!!!!!

 

[1HF]

Welcome, post your bits and all that.

Do you wear a lot of plaid?

 

[Riles]

Record the questions and answers in a digital format and post the file or link to the file here.

Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
Choose a book and read a passage from it.
Do you think you have an accent?
Be a wizard or a vampire?
Do you know anyone on Literotica in real life?
End audio post by saying any ZERO words you want.

I'm doing this!

...Yes, I'm bored.

 

[Miles Long]

Maple syrup for everyone!

 

[Riles]

Maple syrup for everyone!

I tapped 60 trees this past weekend.

That sounds dirty now that I read it.

 

[Miles Long]

I tapped 60 trees this past weekend.

That sounds dirty now that I read it.

You must have a powerful thirst.

PS everything you say sounds dirty.

 

[Pookie]

I tapped 60 trees this past weekend.

That sounds dirty now that I read it.

I heard of this guy years ago from a friend who tapped trees. There was no syrup involved though.

 

[Miles Long]

I heard of this guy years ago from a friend who tapped trees. There was no syrup involved though.

Was he barking mad?