The Isolated Blurt Thread XIV: Garlic Garnate, 1HF and Gangrenous Franz in The Case..

[Fata Morgana]

I really hate ironing.

I especially hate ironing no iron shirts. We are a fucking gullible people.

I hate ironing too. Nearly as much as spiders.

 

[Spins]

Spider-man 3 really hurt

 

[DesEsseintes]

I hate ironing too. Nearly as much as spiders.

I ironed a spider into a shirt collar once. True story. That's what happens when you dry washing outside.

They're hard bastards, though, spiders. This guy didn't even cry as I fused him into the cotton with extreme, albeit unwitting, prejudice.

 

[Miles Long]

I ironed a spider into a shirt collar once. True story. That's what happens when you dry washing outside.

They're hard bastards, though, spiders. This guy didn't even cry as I fused him into the cotton with extreme, albeit unwitting, prejudice.

This is one reason why I don't iron.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I ironed a spider into a shirt collar once. True story. That's what happens when you dry washing outside.

They're hard bastards, though, spiders. This guy didn't even cry as I fused him into the cotton with extreme, albeit unwitting, prejudice.

Imagine if you lived Down Under and it was one of those monstrous fuckers that wear boots and carry knives. You'd need a serious iron and some lavender scented Lenor water. It would singe all the hair off its legs but make it smell nice.

 

[butters]

i'm not feeling a lot of love for the spider in this joint. i like them.

 

[butters]

Imagine if you lived Down Under and it was one of those monstrous fuckers that wear boots and carry knives. You'd need a serious iron and some lavender scented Lenor water. It would singe all the hair off its legs but make it smell nice.

lol, you forgot to mention the bandana and corks.

and i think you've got them mixed up with crocodile dundee.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Imagine if you lived Down Under and it was one of those monstrous fuckers that wear boots and carry knives. You'd need a serious iron and some lavender scented Lenor water. It would singe all the hair off its legs but make it smell nice.

'That's not a pedipalp. That's a pedipalp.'

In the documentary Arachnophobia, I seem to remember, he needed lighter fluid and a bolt gun. The only thing I want spiders to smell of is putrescence.

 

[dolf]

cruel. spiders find a haven in my home.

 

[DesEsseintes]

cruel. spiders find a haven in my home.

By home, you mean vagina?

 

[butters]

By home, you mean vagina?

*chokes quietly on coffee*

 

[dolf]

By home, you mean vagina?

^^what would Freud say about Des?

 

[Miles Long]

By home, you mean vagina?

Once they cut through the thicket.

 

[dolf]

are lice arachnids

 

[Fata Morgana]

By home, you mean vagina?

My vagina is inhospitable.

 

[DesEsseintes]

^^what would Freud say about Des?

All sorts of flattering things, I imagine. He's sort of a family friend, four generations removed.

News that Fata is flashing her genteel pudenda draws an admiring crowd.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My vagina is inhospitable.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

 

[islandman]

That was not worthy of the cuisine 'cheesesteak'.

 

[lovetoread]

vagina cheesecake?

 

[DesEsseintes]

vagina cheesecake?

I won't, but thank you.

 

[Miles Long]

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

This is posted above the entrance.

http://www.localnomad.com/en/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Inscrption.jpg

 

[islandman]

There has to be a million people in this food court.

At least one other has to be a Litster.

Likely someone I do not care for.

 

[DesEsseintes]

This is posted above the entrance.

http://www.localnomad.com/en/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Inscrption.jpg

I've been there, if that's the Parisian catacombs. Amazing place. The Pere Lachaise cemetery is well worth visiting, too, for the full Parisian Goth experience.

 

[Miles Long]

I've been there, if that's the Parisian catacombs. Amazing place. The Pere Lachaise cemetery is well worth visiting, too, for the full Parisian Goth experience.

It is. Although that isn't my photo, I took one just like it. I found the Catacombs to be fascinating and one of my favorite parts of Paris. I did not get to the Pere Lachaise but it looks amazing as well.

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm so hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.

There has to be a million people in this food court.

At least one other has to be a Litster.

Likely someone I do not care for.

Oh look! There's Johnny over at Skunks R Us!