bringing a woman to orgasm never gets old

[Bert Notorius]

and that's a fact.

 

[Sean]

Pretending to be a woman and having a wank doesn't count, Ann.

 

[dolf]

it gets old. my fingers are worn out.

 

[JackVettriano]

Well said

What goes around comes around. Look after a lady and the pleasure you receive will be immeasurable.

Some many tools at our disposal; mouth tongue fingers voice and last but not least cock.

Oh and imagination ;-)

 

[Bert Notorius]

it gets old. my fingers are worn out.

and that, is a fucking shame.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Pretending to be a woman and having a wank doesn't count, Ann.

well, sean, i don't need to solicit cooze off the interwebs.

 

[Sean]

well, sean, i don't need to solicit cooze off the interwebs.

Solicit? Hardly. My natural charm shines through.

 

[Lancecastor]

well, sean, i don't need to solicit cooze off the interwebs.

Zing!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Solicit? Hardly. My natural charm shines through.

i'm not a big believer in people get what they deserve in life. it's 99% crap shoot. otherwise, where would you be, exactly?

 

[Sean]

i'm not a big believer in people get what they deserve in life. it's 99% crap shoot. otherwise, where would you be, exactly?

King of the world, Ann.

 

[Saint Peter]

Just wait a fucking minute here.








Women have orgasms?

 

[Bert Notorius]

King of the world, Ann.

what is that? some sort of insult? at the end of the day, you're just sean. how much worse could it get?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Just wait a fucking minute here.








Women have orgasms?

the lucky ones.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

bringing a woman to orgasm never gets old

and that's a fact.

Thank goodness for that!

 

[Lancecastor]

at the end of the day, you're just sean. how much worse could it get?

Ask LTR.

 

[Sean]

what is that? some sort of insult? at the end of the day, you're just sean. how much worse could it get?

You really aren't very bright, are you?

 

[bogusguy]

Ultimate high is a woman in the throes of ecstasy!

 

[Bert Notorius]

Thank goodness for that!

thank goodness...


what an odd colloquialism...

 

[Bert Notorius]

You really aren't very bright, are you?

i don't know. am i?

 

[Sean]

i don't know. am i?

No, Ann, you're not.

 

[Lancecastor]

LTR must want him for his wallet, because it sure ain't for his looks or intelligence.

Then again, it's all relative.

 

[Sean]

LTR must want him for his wallet, because it sure ain't for his looks or intelligence.

Then again, it's all relative.

Ah, mummy's boy, give it up. Even if she wasn't with me she wouldn't look at you.

 

[Lancecastor]

Ah, mummy's boy, give it up. Even if she wasn't with me she wouldn't look at you.

That's fine by me. GB sloppy one hundred and seconds ain't my thing.

Nice move up for you from Butters though, I will say that.

 

[Bert Notorius]

No, Ann, you're not.

whatever you say, sean. maybe this one will work out better than the morewickedfun experience.

 

[Sean]

That's fine by me. GB sloppy one hundred and seconds ain't my thing.

Nice move up for you from Butters though, I will say that.

Ooh, don't think I've ever seen a double swing and miss before on Lit. Well done you!