The Official Lit Queer Checklist

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

How can you know for sure he's a faggot?

A bicycle helmet gives him up every time. Nothing says, I LIKE COCK TOO more than a helmet. Obama wears one, of course. Michelle doesn't.

A ponytail or mullet. If he doesn't like bicycles (too risky for fags) he prolly has a long ponytail, especially if he qualifies for AARP, and every faggot joins AARP.

Man-bag. Real men fill their pockets, fags carry man-bags.

Was he ever an Arthur Murray dance instructor? FAG! Was he ever a Big Brother or a single foster dad? CREEPY FAG! C'mon, no real man spends time with old hags, sissy boys from single parent homes, or juvenile assholes all weekend. Real men wanna drink and pickup single moms.

Now you know!

 

[SolarHomo]

You forgot the secret handshake.

 

[lovecraft68]

I don't know JB...years ago after my divorce a guy I had been working out with for five years approached me about possibly "trying the other side"

This guy was the most bad ass mother fucker I knew.

So Gays aren't always stereotyped 'flamers'

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I don't know JB...years ago after my divorce a guy I had been working out with for five years approached me about possibly "trying the other side"

This guy was the most bad ass mother fucker I knew.

So Gays aren't always stereotyped 'flamers'

I grew up with a guy like that. As a kid and teen he was a fop, then we graduated and he got muscles.