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It started out as a sweet romantic evening, he said he'd cook. He asked me to come into the kitchen to help him. When I got in there, he blocked the door. He was wearing big oven mitts and was brandishing oversized salad tongs. He squirted me with 'I can't believe it's not butter' and began chasing me. He almost caught me a few times but luckily the 'I can't believe it's not butter' made me slippery. I escaped but I left a few feathers behind. It was terrifying!
A lame story, I cant believe its not better.
It started out as a sweet romantic evening, he said he'd cook. He asked me to come into the kitchen to help him. When I got in there, he blocked the door. He was wearing big oven mitts and was brandishing oversized salad tongs. He squirted me with 'I can't believe it's not butter' and began chasing me. He almost caught me a few times but luckily the 'I can't believe it's not butter' made me slippery. I escaped but I left a few feathers behind. It was terrifying!
A lame story, I cant believe its not better.
once upon a time, mike yates.
He tried to put you in his dishwasher too?once upon a time, mike yates.
Lose the tongs and we'll talk.Hey, I said sorry, and promised to use a good quality olive oil next time.![]()
I can't believe the size of the stick stuck up your butt, grumpy.
mine when i was 10 and climbing a tree and nearly falling out of , scared i was going to die.