Birdy drinks rum....have you?

[parodyluvr75]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6juqeuc9w1qhul9ko1_500.jpg

Ewww!

Perky parrot Birdy sucked down rum... for years.

This happened during her affair, with a certain Turkey

(I have it on good authority she is a dodo and pretends to be a parody parrot on the Internet)

How does this happen?

I mean...dude...don't you know the difference between a parrot and a dodo?


A Question for the Dudes of the GB:

If your bird was coming home loaded on rum, would you notice?

Discuss...

 

[Garnate]

I only drink rum out of twats.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I only drink rum out of twats.

I have a vision of Rimmy and Johnny's severed heads on your table, and you drinking rum out of them like a pair of coconuts.

 

[Garnate]

I have a vision of Rimmy and Johnny's severed heads on your table, and you drinking rum out of them like a pair of coconuts.

They're twats but they don't HAVE twats. Which is basically the only reason they're still alive.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I only drink rum out of twats.

I should have made the thread about you!

Ick.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have a vision of Rimmy and Johnny's severed heads on your table, and you drinking rum out of them like a pair of coconuts.

That sounds sexy and cool.

 

[Garnate]

I should have made the thread about you!

Ick.

I like to stick to the spirit of the thread.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like to stick to the spirit of the thread.

Rum is a good spirit, but I'd rather have scotch.

 

[Garnate]

Rum is a good spirit, but I'd rather have scotch.

Flavored vodkas.

 

[spacekowboy]

Rum makes me forget large portions of the evening's festivities so I refrain from drinking it on the reg.

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought she could squirt rum.

Turned out...she had been banging Captain Morgan the whole time.

Scott

 

[parodyluvr75]

Flavored vodkas.

I forgot who, but someone posted a site with recipes for flavored vodka drinks. She had pumpkin pie vodka. I drink chocolate martinis sometimes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Flavored vodkas.

I'm gonna invest in some rhubarb vodka. Had rhubarb cocktails ages back and they were gorgeous. Rhubarb and ginger with a sprig of thyme.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I thought she could squirt rum.

Turned out...she had been banging Captain Morgan the whole time.

Scott

You didn't complain last night.

 

[Garnate]

I forgot who, but someone posted a site with recipes for flavored vodka drinks. She had pumpkin pie vodka. I drink chocolate martinis sometimes.

Mmmmm chocolate martinis....

I took 1HF out for lunch one day and we were sitting on the patio on the only nice day of her visit sipping pomegranate martinis like assholes and it was fabulous. Have you had one? Those are my favorite.

 

[Garnate]

I'm gonna invest in some rhubarb vodka. Had rhubarb cocktails ages back and they were gorgeous. Rhubarb and ginger with a sprig of thyme.

Mmmmm sounds perfectly tart!

 

[Garnate]

Okay, I'm out of "Mmmmmmm's". Now I'm fucking thirsty.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Rum makes me forget large portions of the evening's festivities so I refrain from drinking it on the reg.

Me too, that's why I prefer scotch.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Okay, I'm out of "Mmmmmmm's". Now I'm fucking thirsty.

I want to try this:

http://media.weirdworm.com/img/stories/the-x-weirdest-vodka-flavors/51860485-300x300-0-0_Vincent+Vincent+Van+Gogh+Vodka+Double+Espresso+750.jpg

 

[Miles Long]

Rum helps me stave off reality.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I got a blue bird for that.

 

[doowdniw]

I'm partial to Gosling's Black Seal.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm partial to Gosling's Black Seal.

If you like that evil shit, you might also like the Cruzan Blackstrap.

 

[doowdniw]

If you like that evil shit, you might also like the Cruzan Blackstrap.

I well might. Will have to go and look for it.

 

[chillywilly2]

does this parody drink have swimmers in it like cowpaddys?