One culture

The planet is too big and there are too damned many of us on it. Never gonna happen without genocide or a plague.
 
Always provided it's the right one culture. And there is the problem.

If only people would be obedient I could explain it all very simply and then there need be no more arguments. Most people would be happier, even. Democracy is an awful burden on little minds.
 
Culture is what people do. Technology is how we do it. No problem.

Except yogurt.
 
Yes, she got tired of screwing with the playground.

:(

I suspect she's about ready to shelve her Mike Yates schtick too...
 
[voice=Byron]

A_J, that had better not be a watermelon joke, or we will be cross...

[Lays guns on table]

There, now we can be friends.

:cool:

[/voice]
 
I did emergency intake when I first went to work for the state. I performed all kinds of miracles, depending on my schedule. One night per week I was judge and jury at the juvenile jail, on another night I put kids in my highway patrol car (the highway patrol furnished our cage-cars to transport juvenile felons) to transport to other jails. On one occasion I kidnapped a girl to avoid a court order placing her with a pedophile. Sometimes I put teens on buses to send them back to Michigan.

But one year, a week before Christmas, my supervisor summoned me for a special job. A mom and her kids were evicted from their trailer park and had no money, no job, no family, nuthin. I put them in a motel with some cash for meals, and went to work. My boss got me the money and I found the family a better trailer park, connected all the utilities, furnished the place, filled it with groceries and Christmas presents. The family moved in. I stopped by Christmas Eve to check on them and mom asks me, WHEN DO I GET MY CABLE? I replied, WHENEVER YOU GET SOME MONEY TO PAY FOR IT.

She says, YOU EXPECT ME TO WATCH CHANNEL 10 ALL GODDAMNED DAY?

I say, THE STATE DOESNT FURNISH CABLE TV.

She says, GODDAMN! I DONT BELIEVE YOU STINGY MOTHER FUCKERS! GET YOUR FAT ASS OUTTA MY HOME!
 
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