The Irish Threat

[Lancecastor]

Is there a bigger threat than the Irish?

They have immigrated to most countries, breeding like rats.

Their tribal music and customs have infected our culture.

Though England managed to end the Irish Terror Bombings, their ugly red heads have interbred with normal people.

We even have a day set aside to worship their God, warm beer, and wear their frighteningly stupid headwear.

 

[Mr Noone]

We're even ready to take over in Israel. Isaac Hertzog's father was born in Belfast and educated in Dublin. His grandfather was once Chief Rabbi of Ireland.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cinco de Mayo...

 

[duranman]

Is there a bigger threat than the Irish?

They have immigrated to most countries, breeding like rats.

Their tribal music and customs have infected our culture.

Though England managed to end the Irish Terror Bombings, their ugly red heads have interbred with normal people.

We even have a day set aside to worship their God, warm beer, and wear their frighteningly stupid headwear.

You're forgetting their phenomenal IQ....

 

[RobDownSouth]

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours, Lance.

 

[Lancecastor]

Happy St. Patrick's Day to you and yours, Lance.

Happy St. Patrick, Praise Allah....same thing.

 

[MNGuy]

Iceland.

Beware of Icelandic hegemony!

 

[islandman]

If they're all redheads, I'm in trouble.

 

[Lancecastor]

The Irish Threat travels freely with non-metallic guns.

http://www.dansdata.com/images/toyguns2/spudgun540.jpg

 

[Hypoxia]

Fuck the Irish.

Wait, I already have.

Beware of the Green Plague.

 

[Lancecastor]

The Irish Threat speaks in a foreign tongue.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Ingestion of cabbage increases emission of green house gasses.

 

[AZMotherLover]

http://legacy.barstoolsports.com/_images/articles/2009/03/17/irsh7.jpg

 

[AllyRose]

If it weren't for whiskey... you'd all be in trouble.

 

[RedAllan]

Irish pubs are every where.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDTQQWSmo8s

 

[Lancecastor]

Pubs are fronts for funding the Irish Threat!

Durka durka ceilidh jihad!

 

[Brollyanna]

I don't think Ish goes to pubs. I seem to have read that he makes his own. The Ish threat is less conspicuous...to be sure!

 

[Elixxxher]

If it weren't for whiskey... you'd all be in trouble.

Don't say that to Jack Daniels, although nothing beats Canadian Club.

 

[AllyRose]

Don't say that to Jack Daniels, although nothing beats Canadian Club.

I don't drink Canadian Club.

 

[thør]

Is there a bigger threat than the Irish?

Canadians.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Canadians.

Red haired Canadians.

 

[Riles]

Canadians.

Fear me!!!!

 

[thør]

Red haired Canadians.

Indeed!

Fear me!!!!

Yup!!

 

[AllyRose]

Fear me!!!!

Hmmm.

I fear not!

 

[Riles]

Yup!!

Hmmm.

I fear not!

Clearly you aren't as familiar with my wicked self as the mighty Thor is.

Rawr!

See...? Be afraid, be very afraid.