How Will Literotica End?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I read an article about how most liberties end, and it allowed me a brief peek at how this site will come to its end in the future.

Bottom line: Erotic expression will morph into hate speech after Bush or Clinton or somebody appoints new assheads to the Supreme Court. Assheads who construe horse chesnuts to be chesnut horses. Lincoln warned of it back in 1858.

It works like this. All assheads are lawyers, and all lawyers are ugly as fresh dog shit, and no one lusts for fresh dog shit, so ugly asshead lawyers will construe preference for beauty and sexual appeal as prejudice (it is) and hateful. I defy you to find one lawyers in love story on this site or any site. No one wants to embrace a lawyer unless its to squeeze her neck with fanatical enthusiasm. No one hits on a lawyer unless theyre holding a big stick.

There is one solution, though. Someone needs to post an interracial love story featuring Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Laurel predicted that it would be George W. Bush banning it if elected.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

I envision Laurel putting us all up for adoption very soon.

You're probably going first, James.

 

[DesEsseintes]

With a bang, followed by a whimper. It would be fitting.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I envision Laurel putting us all up for adoption very soon.

You're probably going first, James.

I'm half cockroach and 1/2 weed, Laurel is merely mortal.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Laurel predicted that it would be George W. Bush banning it if elected.

The liberals will do it, treachery always comes from where you least expect it.

 

[Lancecastor]

They are about to ban slim fashion models in France.

Sadly, this will have no effect on the GB.

 

[Pookie]

Manu falling on the server after stumbling over one of Laurel's kitties ... or titties.

 

[Busybody]

Cunt Clinton using the server in the basement of the white house

When she becomes

Head Cunt

 

[PayDay]

Well, that harshed my buzz.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

I don't think about such things. Carpe diem!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Laurel predicted that it would be George W. Bush banning it if elected.

You sure taught that cunt a lesson for "disparaging your tribe" (i.e. disagreeing with you), right Chief?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Killer iApp...

 

[Lancecastor]

The Playground Virus is Litbola.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

iWatch porn

 

[Lancecastor]

According to alexa.com, Lit is increasingly populated by under-educated men posting from home.

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/literotica.com

 

[PayDay]

With a bang, followed by a whimper. It would be fitting.

The liberals will do it, treachery always comes from where you least expect it.

Killer iApp...

The Playground Virus is Litbola.

?---v

 

[NeverEndingMe]

Rob and SeanH will marry, they will go off and a butt crack and cocaine crack binder and drive the web site into the obama ground

I read an article about how most liberties end, and it allowed me a brief peek at how this site will come to its end in the future.

Bottom line: Erotic expression will morph into hate speech after Bush or Clinton or somebody appoints new assheads to the Supreme Court. Assheads who construe horse chesnuts to be chesnut horses. Lincoln warned of it back in 1858.

It works like this. All assheads are lawyers, and all lawyers are ugly as fresh dog shit, and no one lusts for fresh dog shit, so ugly asshead lawyers will construe preference for beauty and sexual appeal as prejudice (it is) and hateful. I defy you to find one lawyers in love story on this site or any site. No one wants to embrace a lawyer unless its to squeeze her neck with fanatical enthusiasm. No one hits on a lawyer unless theyre holding a big stick.

There is one solution, though. Someone needs to post an interracial love story featuring Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Clarence Thomas.

 

[cowslinger64]

The liberals will do it, treachery always comes from where you least expect it.

Yeah, cause the right are champions of personal freedoms and all.

 

[Lord Pmann]

...and all lawyers are ugly as fresh dog shit, and no one lusts for fresh dog shit...

Dude, there are some freaky people on this board. I'm pretty sure there are lots of people out there who probably do this.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

With a silver dollar.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I predict Obama's Kenyan Ninja Nazi Commie Assassin Crew will hit it with a dirty bomb.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Dude, there are some freaky people on this board. I'm pretty sure there are lots of people out there who probably do this.

If I revealed the names of those who PM me you'd swear I'm lying my ass off.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Yeah, cause the right are champions of personal freedoms and all.

Real conservatives don't wanna be fucked with, and we tend to leave others alone till they fart in our faces. Its the NEO-CONS who wanna betray you to the police.

 

[cowslinger64]

If I revealed the names of those who PM me you'd swear I'm lying my ass off.

I'm pretty sure the basic assumption here is that you are always lying your ass off...cept when you are being an ignorant racist, tho you lie about whether you are a pussy about telling anyone but a board full of anonymous perverts.