Jeremy Clarkson..

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Fair enough called him a lazy cunt. But also an Irish one. THAT has to be the ultimate insult... :)
 
He may be an idiot but he says what he thinks and he makes me laugh sometimes, top gear cant carry on without him
 
Fair enough called him a lazy cunt. But also an Irish one. THAT has to be the ultimate insult... :)

not really, a cunt is a cunt, beyond that point descriptive narative is simple decoration.

Id hang the bastard with his own intestines and let the fucking Stig watch.

now being a papist cunt is a whole new low though.
 
Good riddance to poor shtick. His Euro-centric thoughts on everything American - especially the full throated autos and non-technology way he had to drive them - was wearing thin.
 
Good riddance to poor shtick. His Euro-centric thoughts on everything American - especially the full throated autos and non-technology way he had to drive them - was wearing thin.

Oh pull your head out of your arse you humourless cunt.
 
Oh pull your head out of your arse you humourless cunt.

He's a typical Euro-trash pseudo-comic. His put downs of his co-hosts wore thin after the first season. Insulting everyone all the time makes you look like a cunt.
 
I only watched a few episodes but he came off as a boorish rude, arrogant, wanna be narcissist fat drunk. I hate drunks.

I like the American guys better.
 
no, he's an asshole, but i think he was funny. from what i've read i still think he deserves to get his ass canned, though.

also, a thorough beating wouldn't be a bad idea.
 
I only watched a few episodes but he came off as a boorish rude, arrogant, wanna be narcissist fat drunk. I hate drunks.

I like the American guys better.

Of course we do. Tanner Faust, Rutledge Wood, and Adam Ferrara genuinely like each other like brothers so their insults come from love LOL
 
He's a typical Euro-trash pseudo-comic. His put downs of his co-hosts wore thin after the first season. Insulting everyone all the time makes you look like a cunt.

I don't insult everyone all the time, just dickheads like you that talk out of your arse, you half baked Yank twat.
 
I don't insult everyone all the time, just dickheads like you that talk out of your arse, you half baked Yank twat.

It's nice to have you back spreading your special brand of love, ya foxy cunt.
 
I don't insult everyone all the time, just dickheads like you that talk out of your arse, you half baked Yank twat.

I'm sorry, you English twat. I am not baked at all: Marijuana makes me sick.

And I never said YOU insult people. Limey twats, sheesh
 
I'm sorry, you English twat. I am not baked at all: Marijuana makes me sick.

And I never said YOU insult people. Limey twats, sheesh

We've been here before in the Ammerican Goods thread. You just don't get the piss taking sense of humour, plus you are mega touchy, plus you are a cunt.

That said, I love Jeremy Clarkson. He makes that show and it would be dull without him. I think it'll be back, the BBC can't afford to lose him. At first I did think it was a bit of publicity thing. If he did punch the guy for a pathetic reason like that, then he is a bit of a cunt.

RJT - you could perhaps apply for the job of Clarkson's personal chef?
 
We've been here before in the Ammerican Goods thread. You just don't get the piss taking sense of humour, plus you are mega touchy, plus you are a cunt.

That said, I love Jeremy Clarkson. He makes that show and it would be dull without him. I think it'll be back, the BBC can't afford to lose him. At first I did think it was a bit of publicity thing. If he did punch the guy for a pathetic reason like that, then he is a bit of a cunt.

RJT - you could perhaps apply for the job of Clarkson's personal chef?

My sense of humor and his are different. I don't find insulting constantly funny. It grates and irritates me. Hell, I don't find Seinfeld funny AT ALL.

Personal chef for him would be easy: Over-boil everything and serve with a side of mushy - almost baby food - peas.
 
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That said, I love Jeremy Clarkson. He makes that show and it would be dull without him. I think it'll be back, the BBC can't afford to lose him. At first I did think it was a bit of publicity thing. If he did punch the guy for a pathetic reason like that, then he is a bit of a cunt.

He's really more than a bit of a "cunt". He's an entitled, violent asshole who should be fired. The blowhard persona is funny but hitting an employee is altogether different. To me, he's no longer funny at all.
 
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