The neighbor kid broke one of my windows

[MNGuy]

They were playing with my Peanut in our front yard and he threw a rock at his brother. Of course the mom said they would pay for it. Thank God it is unseasonably warm and not twenty below.

Of course, when I expressed concern at how hard he threw the rock at his brother, his mom was so touched by my concern, I could tell she wanted to slobber on my cock. But then again, she always has that look.

Maybe I should charge her one blowjob for every $10 in repair cost and she can 'work' it off.

So far I've thought of:

1. Both fully clothed quickie blowjob.
2. I'm clothed, she's nude blowjob.
3. I'm nude, she's clothed blowjob.
4. Both nude on her knees blowjob.
5. On her knees, hands handcuffed behind her blowjob.
6. 69 position blowjob, give her some pleasure.
7. Have her lay on the bed, head dangling over the side mouth fuck blowjob.
8. Have her tied eagle spread to bed mouth fuck blowjob.
9. Pussy to mouth blowjob.
10. From the SO's pussy to mouth blowjob.

So that would cover $100.

 

[islandman]

Does the kid have a future as a major league pitcher?

 

[MNGuy]

Does the kid have a future as a major league pitcher?

No control.

 

[RobDownSouth]

MnGuy, the biggest chick magnet not named SaintPete on the General Board.

 

[MNGuy]

MnGuy, the biggest chick magnet not named SaintPete on the General Board.

Sharing my delusion.

 

[islandman]

No control.

No one does at that age. But if the velocity is there.....$$$$.

 

[patient1]

No one does at that age. But if the velocity is there.....$$$$.

I am convinced of the correctness of this argument.

 

[Pookie]

No control.

Put some lingerie on him.

Age appropriate though. Or have him breathe through his eyelids.

 

[MNGuy]

Put some lingerie on him.

Age appropriate though. Or have him breathe through his eyelids.

How many younglings will not get this reference. Sounds like a DVD I need to watch again.

 

[islandman]

I am convinced of the correctness of this argument.

You and every hard-throwing pitcher taken in the first round of the amateur mlb draft over the past 15 years.

 

[Pookie]

How many younglings will not get this reference. Sounds like a DVD I need to watch again.

One of my all-time favorites. I'll have to watch it today now.

 

[MNGuy]

If only my fastball was 10-15 mph faster.

If only my curveball curved.

If only I was a lefthander.

 

[thør]

So that would cover $100.

$100 doesn't cover the window.

You're going to have to get a little more creative at $10 a pop.

 

[patient1]

You and every hard-throwing pitcher taken in the first round of the amateur mlb draft over the past 15 years.

I figure it's at least worth the price of a college education.

 

[MNGuy]

$100 doesn't cover the window.

You're going to have to get a little more creative at $10 a pop.

More ideas.

 

[Lancecastor]

People who live in glass houses obviously need to get more action.

 

[neci]

$10 a blowie screams methmouth. Even they go for closer to 20 a pop. At ten you're looking to get slapped and talked about all around the neighborhood. You really don't want to be that guy.

 

[islandman]

I figure it's at least worth the price of a college education.

Assuming they graduate. Can't recall the last time a top, amateur pitcher did that.

 

[MNGuy]

$10 a blowie screams methmouth. Even they go for closer to 20 a pop. At ten you're looking to get slapped and talked about all around the neighborhood. You really don't want to be that guy.

It's the good neighbor discount.

Plus a bit of her Catholic penance.

 

[Laurel]

I dunno, $10/blowjob seems awfully cheap even in these economic times.

 

[islandman]

How is everyone in this thread suddenly a bj pricing expert?

 

[Lancecastor]

How is everyone in this thread suddenly a bj pricing expert?

The women seem quite market savvy.

 

[islandman]

The women seem quite market savvy.

No arbs for you.

That's gotta.....suck.

 

[Laurel]

You should make it like $20/pop and really take your time. $10 blowjob sounds kinda rushed.

 

[neci]

Around my house, a blowjob is worth at least one yard mow - front and back, valued around 50 if the yard guy comes. A good neighbor discount may drop it down to 30, but never crackhead pricing.