What's the biggest orgy you've ever had?

[Mike_Yates]

If you've ever been involved in a sex orgy, how many people were involved?

And what combination of males/females?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Counting me? Two.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[lovecraft68]

Well there was that one time that all the voices in my head were chattering away while I was with a woman....

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Just three of us; myself, Heathyr Hoffman and one of her chick friends. She totes has my name tatted on her underbewbage!

 

[Colonel Hogan]

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[John Doe]

Since when is 3 people an "orgy" and not a threesome?

 

[CandiCame]

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Omfg I love that place so much. They have steak and sweet potatoes, not as an entre, but on the fucking bar. I love a buffet. I amaze my friends. We used to play D&D at a Golden Corral, because, as you know, I like to live dangerously. They just let you. They let you sit there for hours and just eat and game and eat. Heaven has a goddamn Golden Corral, but like, with actual spices. The soup beans aren't bland as fuck and there's onion powder in the cornbread instead of... nothing. Tastes like cornmeal and water. But you can get an infinite amount.

 

[bluebell]

OBJECTION!

There is no "multiple cheeses plus Dolf" option. Grumble grumble.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Omfg I love that place so much. They have steak and sweet potatoes, not as an entre, but on the fucking bar. I love a buffet. I amaze my friends. We used to play D&D at a Golden Corral, because, as you know, I like to live dangerously. They just let you. They let you sit there for hours and just eat and game and eat. Heaven has a goddamn Golden Corral, but like, with actual spices. The soup beans aren't bland as fuck and there's onion powder in the cornbread instead of... nothing. Tastes like cornmeal and water. But you can get an infinite amount.

I like the food well enough and the variety, but I hate the operation and the traffic patterns. Unlike Hometown Buffet or Rafferty's where two or three people can serve themselves from different sides of food islands, access to the different dishes at GC is from one side only. Everybody is bumping into and reaching over each other. Food is all over the floor. Every "Corral" I've been to is basically a cluster fuck.

Sometimes I think they should change their name to "Tasty Chaos."

 

[Hypoxia]

I'm not sure. It was a gerbil pile at Harbin Hot Springs above Napa, California. The lights were low. The place was crowded. Everybody was warm and wet and wasted. It was fun.

 

[CandiCame]

I like the food well enough and the variety, but I hate the operation and the traffic patterns. Unlike Hometown Buffet or Rafferty's where two or three people can serve themselves from different sides of food islands, access to the different dishes at GC is from one side only. Everybody is bumping into and reaching over each other. Food is all over the floor. Every "Corral" I've been to is basically a cluster fuck.

Sometimes I think they should change their name to "Tasty Chaos."

Really? That's just the meat part, tho, right? Here the sides, salad, and deserts are double sided and the meat part is one sided, but it's because they cook the meat there behind the bar so the cooks would be standing in the way if it was double sided and it would be just as clusterfucked. I mean, they could cook it in the back and bring it out I guess, but I like being able to tell the cook to burn my food because I like meat blackened and 99% of people don't so I wouldn't like it as much if I had to off the rack it. I'm willing to shove people out of the fucking way to get things that are only slightly better than what I would have had otherwise. It's a meat-based Black Friday shopping experience.

I remember once when my baby brother was really small, like 4, he was just getting old enough to get his own buffet food, and he was staying with us, and I almost got into a fist fight in that clusterfuck that you describe. This hugely fat dude was behind us at the potato station, the one that has the baked, mashed, fried, etc potatoes and the butter, chives, bacon bits, cheese, etc. And the kid, who, again, is like 4, is taking a long time to get his taters, because he's a small child. I'm behind him getting like, some carrots and peas and shit and I hear this dude just berating him to hurry up. I was like, "What the fuck?"

He was all, "You need to watch your kid! Taking up the whole damn bar!"
And I was all, "You need to sit your fat ass down."

And we just kinda stared each other down until my brother got finished and I was like, "Come on, ________. Don't stand between a fatass and his food."

So. Yup. Redneckery. He wasn't gonna do shit. He'd have to put the plate down to punch me.

 

[Tomr]

Me and my two fists!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

17.75

One of the girls was a double amputee...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

...

Sometimes I think they should change their name to "Tasty Chaos."

Chuck E. Chaos would sue...

 

[Mischka]

Three is a ménage à trois. Four is a foursome. A proper orgy doesn't start until you have at least five participants. If there is one woman and all of the rest are male, that's a gang bang instead of an orgy (although usually there are one or more female fluffers to keep the men erect before their turn with the main woman).

I've had a few orgies with five or more participants. One was all women, the rest mixed.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Really? That's just the meat part, tho, right? Here the sides, salad, and deserts are double sided and the meat part is one sided,

Everywhere I've been, the salads and sides were one sided as well. But, yeah, the deserts have two different angles of approach.

I remember once when my baby brother was really small, like 4, he was just getting old enough to get his own buffet food, and he was staying with us, and I almost got into a fist fight in that clusterfuck that you describe.

So, at least you know what I'm talking about.

 

[pointless]

Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy

Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy

"Say, Johnny, you're a little lonesome?
Oh, come on big boy, let me show you
Mmm, don't you wanna good time?"

Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy

Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy

"Come on, honey, keep breaking my heart
Ooh, you're breaking my heart. Aah, aah"

If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously

"Ooh, come on, give yourself a break.
Oh, don't worry, baby, you'll get over it.
Mmm, you'll get over it."

Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention I couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing, another
Tempting and teasing, just for an orgy

"Oh no, you have to take a chance.
Ah, you've gotta give me one chance anyway, ha heh heh heh.
Mmm, you can sure do it. Ah, mmm. C'mon. Mmm. Ooh. Ah, ooh, mmm.

 

[Mike_Yates]

No votes?...

 

[Super-Surprise]

No votes?...

Serious question Michael: Are these computer specs any good?

4th generation Intel Core i7-4710MQ
Processor 2.5 GHz
1 TB Hard Drive
8192MB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD Optical Drive
Win 8.1
17.3 Full HD LED Display
NVIDIA GeForce Graphics

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Three is a ménage à trois. Four is a foursome. A proper orgy doesn't start until you have at least five participants. If there is one woman and all of the rest are male, that's a gang bang instead of an orgy (although usually there are one or more female fluffers to keep the men erect before their turn with the main woman).

I've had a few orgies with five or more participants. One was all women, the rest mixed.

It has got be insanely good to be Mischka. Damn!

 

[Mike_Yates]

Serious question Michael: Are these computer specs any good?

4th generation Intel Core i7-4710MQ
Processor 2.5 GHz
1 TB Hard Drive
8192MB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD Optical Drive
Win 8.1
17.3 Full HD LED Display
NVIDIA GeForce Graphics

Not bad, are you using a laptop with integrated graphics?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Serious question Michael: Are these computer specs any good?

4th generation Intel Core i7-4710MQ
Processor 2.5 GHz
1 TB Hard Drive
8192MB DDR3 SDRAM
DVD Optical Drive
Win 8.1
17.3 Full HD LED Display
NVIDIA GeForce Graphics

Not bad, are you using a laptop with integrated graphics?

Why do you ask?

 

[Super-Surprise]

It's a laptop I got cheap. The graphics are in it. It is only one week old.

I want to confirm if I got a good deal. I believe I did.

 

[John Doe]

Three is a ménage à trois. Four is a foursome. A proper orgy doesn't start until you have at least five participants. If there is one woman and all of the rest are male, that's a gang bang instead of an orgy (although usually there are one or more female fluffers to keep the men erect before their turn with the main woman).

Thank you.

I've had a few orgies with five or more participants. One was all women, the rest mixed.

Please tell us more about the all-women one.