The Law of Beverages

[SolarHomo]

If you spill a drink on the table, your phone will find it.

 

[PayDay]

When everything is perfect, and you are looking quite dapper, you will spill your coffee.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If I leave half a glass of water on the computer desk, a cat will drink from it and knock the rest over on the keyboard.

 

[PayDay]

If you are not paying attention, the soda bottle from the soda machine will explode when you open it, just like someone shook it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Coffee has no shelf life if there a microwave handy.

 

[pointless]

If I leave half a glass of water on the computer desk, a cat will drink from it and knock the rest over on the keyboard.

well how else are they going to get to the water at the bottom of the glass?

 

[Lancecastor]

Tequila shots never travel alone.

 

[PayDay]

Whenever you are thristy, there is, coincidentally, nothing to drink.

 

[Pookie]

The likelihood of a spill increases exponentially as the printer ink decreases.

 

[glynndah]

If you have carefully calculated the food to drink ratio, someone will come by and ask for a sip or a bite and destroy the delicate balance.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

well how else are they going to get to the water at the bottom of the glass?

The keyboards or the cats?

 

[Liar]

One is a number between 3 and 15.