I guess I can't say "gay shit"

I was working on a union construction job. Big job, hundreds of workers. New crew members were showing up every day. A first year apprentice is dispatched from the hall. Green green. His hair is dyed the colors of a crayon box. Nice kid. Hard worker.

One day an old dude asked the kid his age. The kid wanted why the old guy wanted to know his age.

"Twenty years ago I fucked a peacock and I thought you might be my son."
 
I've heard that story before.

We call it gay shit because we all know straight people, with their god-ordained assholes, have rose-scented farts and poop lemondrops.
 
I think I'd eat the lemon drips that came out of my butt, or my lover's. I would not eat anyone else's sweet, citrus defecation.
 
I guess it does depend on who it is. I should not make such broad statements. There are plenty of asses that I'd eat lemon drops out of.
 
I was working on a union construction job. Big job, hundreds of workers. New crew members were showing up every day. A first year apprentice is dispatched from the hall. Green green. His hair is dyed the colors of a crayon box. Nice kid. Hard worker.

One day an old dude asked the kid his age. The kid wanted why the old guy wanted to know his age.

"Twenty years ago I fucked a peacock and I thought you might be my son."

And what does this have to do with me?
 
My step-father was a union electrician.



Are you going to start a 'how to eat lemondrops from someone's ass?' thread?

Because we can answer that question right here!

Smooth posted 'gay shit' in the How To, and his question will now not be answered.
 
Smooth posted 'gay shit' in the How To, and his question will now not be answered.

I don't care about my question being answered. It's just the fact that my post got edited because I said that's gay shit. I could call someone a fag, I can tell them to eat a dick and tell them to call their self, but I can't call say that's gay shit? That's retarded.
 
When I do it gets edited.

I just had to follow through with a ridiculous complaint, that's all. And if she wants to ask me, I'd tell her it's fucking ridiculous. You gotta keep in mind that the how-to isn't the GB, though, or it'd be called the GB. There are different rules over there.
 
I once took quite a fancy shit, but I'm pretty sure it was still straight, just well groomed and well spoken.
 
I don't care about my question being answered. It's just the fact that my post got edited because I said that's gay shit. I could call someone a fag, I can tell them to eat a dick and tell them to call their self, but I can't call say that's gay shit? That's retarded.

Now you're going to have the mentally handicapped on your case.
 
I don't say things to offend people. I say it because it's the way I talk. But if you do get offended then tough titty, this is who the fuck I am.
 
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