Such, such were the joys.

[DesEsseintes]

We newbies sometimes hear tales of a lost Golden Age of the GB when men were men, women were deliciously wanton and JeninFlorida posted nothing but kitten gifs. So I thought I could wallow in voyeuristic nostalgia and hear your tales of the GB in your own personal Paradise, before you were expelled from the Garden of Eden by Bunnyslippers/damn liberals/real life/too much drama/lack of drama/whatever.

What made this place wonderful in 'your day'? Who were the personalities, the great hulking mastodons of those primaeval swamps? What threads do you remember? Who do you miss?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The original set of "cool" High School bullies was replaced by a group of obnoxious Junior High School bullies who think they are cute and cool.


:shrug:

 

[dolf]

I was naked. a lot. sometimes there was duct tape and sometimes there was rope or chain. lots of young, naked me. lots.

 

[DesEsseintes]

The original set of "cool" High School bullies was replaced by a group of obnoxious Junior High School bullies who think they are cute and cool.


:shrug:

Names! Even if they will be completely meaningless to me. Names and Drama and Hot Air and Gas to keep 1HF flying.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was naked. a lot. sometimes there was duct tape and sometimes there was rope or chain. lots of young, naked me. lots.

Ah, curse my luck.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I was naked. a lot. sometimes there was duct tape and sometimes there was rope or chain. lots of young, naked me. lots.

I seem to recall more than a few breast pictures as well.

Life was simpler then.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I seem to recall more than a few breast pictures as well.

Life was simpler then.

'Seem to recall'...Because not one of them was right-clicked? Ah well.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Names! Even if they will be completely meaningless to me. Names and Drama and Hot Air and Gas to keep 1HF flying.

Well, one of the latter just showed up.

His first effort every morning is to prove how cool he is by trolling what he considers to be "wingers."

 

[RobDownSouth]

The original set of "cool" High School bullies was replaced by a group of obnoxious Junior High School bullies who think they are cute and cool.


:shrug:

Basically true, but I'd like to point out you were never "cool".

Ever.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Well, one of the latter just showed up.

His first effort every morning is to prove how cool he is by trolling what he considers to be "wingers."

Rob? Or am I looking at the wrong post?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Rob? Or am I looking at the wrong post?

Yes.

Exactly.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Rob? Or am I looking at the wrong post?

He hate me.

 

[DesEsseintes]

He hate me.

Oh. Thank you. For the same reason as Query, or is the ancient secret too horrible to tell?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh. Thank you. For the same reason as Query, or is the ancient secret too horrible to tell?

I seriously doubt people like AJ and query need a reason to hate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh. Thank you. For the same reason as Query, or is the ancient secret too horrible to tell?

For the same reason that anyone with children on this board hates him.

He attacks children. It makes him feel like a big man.

I've got links, lots of examples...

You see, if, in Throb's mind, you're a winger, then you aren't even human and your children are fair game to go after, and this is the same guy, who created a big blown-out drama over the lie that miles "leaked" pictures of Throb's children on the board. He had the whole alligator-tears crowd rushing to condemn miles, who never did anything but suffer the anti-semitic rants of the board's number one Jew-hater.

 

[DesEsseintes]

This is great, guys! Altitude steady at 37,000 feet and cruising smoothly!

Have to go for a while, but please keep it up. Not for me. But for 1HF.

 

[RobDownSouth]

^^^ AJ doesn't have any real children, so he simply is unable to understand why I got upset that Miles and his bro "Karen" spent six months posting my personal info, including my kids pictures, here on the General Board.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This is great, guys! Altitude steady at 37,000 feet and cruising smoothly!

Have to go for a while, but please keep it up. Not for me. But for 1HF.

Nah, I'm done. I've probably made my point...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's always a very fine line between being serene and simply not giving a shit.

 

[Ishmael]

Isn't this another one of those "already been done several times before" threads?

Ishmael

 

[DesEsseintes]

Isn't this another one of those "already been done several times before" threads?

Ishmael

That's the point: it's form mirroring content.

Also, Wings told me it isn't really done here to revive very old threads.

 

[Ishmael]

That's the point: it's form mirroring content.

Also, Wings told me it isn't really done here to revive very old threads.

Just do a search and provide the links. Most of us 'old timers' are just too jaded to be bothered anymore.

Ishmael

 

[DesEsseintes]

Just do a search and provide the links. Most of us 'old timers' are just too jaded to be bothered anymore.

Ishmael

I'm sorry to hear that you are jaded. I hope you rediscover your vim and pep and joie de vivre in no time, when the spring flowers begin to push their way through the snow. This time of year is always trying on the nerves.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

... a faded jaded faded, a jaded Mandarin!

 

[Lancecastor]

There was a time when most posters wrote in full sentences.

And the arguments were both lengthy and funny.

Almost no copy and pasting long articles from fringe polictical rags.

Less psycho shouting and hate.

And many of the women had strong brains... The kitten and recipes shit was all on the playground.

More creatvity.

And way more posters... Some nights you could barely keep up with the speed of the high grade snark.