Back from the dead.

[Lancecastor]

I nearly died the other day and all I could think was...

"Shit, I'm not going to be able to start my own GB death thread!"

 

[dolf]

foolish

 

[snugglestruggle]

Since you came back, I guess being dead was boring.

 

[islandman]

Maybe have your LifeAlert bracelet linked to a fellow Litster's phone?

 

[thør]

Bad poutine?

 

[Lancecastor]

Maybe have your LifeAlert bracelet linked to a fellow Litster's phone?

Dont you need to have a life to get one of those?

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

Dont you need to have a life to get one of those?

No, just money.

 

[Lancecastor]

Did you just insult yourself?

I do more of that irl than here, but yeah... If you cant make fun of yourself, i figure you're just a shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

"Let the dead make fun of the dead."

~The Good Book

 

[zipman]

I do more of that irl than here, but yeah... If you cant make fun of yourself, i figure you're just a shit.

You can make fun of yourself and still be a shit.

Just sayin'

 

[Lancecastor]

You can make fun of yourself and still be a shit.

Just sayin'

It's always worked for you, so yeah, food for thought!

 

[RobDownSouth]

I nearly died the other day and all I could think was...

"Shit, I'm not going to be able to start my own GB death thread!"

What was it this time? Jealous husband? Habenero pepper overdose? Both?

 

[Lancecastor]

What was it this time? Jealous husband? Habenero pepper overdose? Both?

Close...I got hit by a car.

 

[islandman]

Close...I got hit by a car.

German or other?

 

[Lancecastor]

German or other?

A fucking Chrysler product.

The shame!

 

[dolf]

foolish

 

[Tryharder62]

http://alabamapioneers.com/ap2/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/funny-tombstone.jpg

 

[Lancecastor]

seriously?? didn't you look both ways before crossing?

Came out of nowhere... Chik celebrating her birthday, half in the bag.

 

[Saint Peter]

"let the dead run over the dead."

~1 Rich Corinthian Leather chaper 12

 

[islandman]

A fucking Chrysler product.

The shame!

Damn Italians.

 

[dolf]

foolish

 

[Lancecastor]

The drugs are good.

Get this....when they revived me, this cute nurse is slapping my face yelling at me to wake up... Name tag: Laurel.

Nearly shat myself.

 

[zipman]

It's always worked for you, so yeah, food for thought!

Hey, I'm always willing to help others learn from my mistakes.

 

[zipman]

The drugs are good.

Get this....when they revived me, this cute nurse is slapping my face yelling at me to wake up... Name tag: Laurel.

Nearly shat myself.

That's funny. Glad you're okay.