The Feds: Here to Answer Your Questions

[TheFeds]

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[Wrong Element]

Nope, now that chat's fixed, I'm good.

 

[TheFeds]

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[spacekowboy]

Do you know where I can find that one sorry I read that one time about the people doing it?
I can't seem to find it.

 

[marshalt]

Show us your tits.

 

[TheFeds]

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[doowdniw]

We're from the government - we're here to help..."

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can yall release my mans?

 

[snugglestruggle]

Yes, of course.




Sorry, no tits. Man.

We have Laurel's here somewhere though.

What do you mean no Tits? WTF are you doing with all the tax money bitch?

 

[TheFeds]

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[smoothg103rd]

Do you have any idea how much it costs to keep Vetteman, Eyer, Query, Ishmael, Miles and 4est in Depends, Thunderbird and internet porn?

Robert?

 

[TheFeds]

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[smoothg103rd]

If you are talking about RobThrob, he is cost neutral to us thanks to his part time job as a greeter at the Wig Barn.

And we don't like you.

The feelings are mutual Robert. I don't like your punk ass either.

 

[TheFeds]

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[Pookie]

Is it true that the Feds are going to limit the number of axes that liberal terrorist chicas can have?

Just curious.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Is it true that the Feds are going to limit the number of axes that liberal terrorist chicas can have?

Just curious.

You have bigger things to worry about.

 

[TheFeds]

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[Pookie]

You have bigger things to worry about.

Dude, I wouldn't mention that gambling thing around the Feds. They can be a little touchy about that.

 

[Pookie]

Let's just be clear: you mean the cutting/chopping tool and NOT the body spray, right?

Because that Axe body spray shit will result in your being disappeared faster than Garnate on $1 Drink Nite.

The chopping kind.

And I'm not falling for your trickery. Everyone knows that the body spray is a WMD.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Dude, I wouldn't mention that gambling thing around the Feds. They can be a little touchy about that.

I can't help it, I'm excited.

 

[TheFeds]

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[doowdniw]

Dear Feds,

I have several copies of Catcher in the Rye. Should I be worried?

One of the best books ever written.

 

[TheFeds]

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[Noor]

Why did you remove your previous posts?