The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Spins]

I'd really like it

 

[rimmy]

That's what she said.

*rimshot

**not that kind of rimshot you freak.

 

[thør]

Yes. That is my office job.

Would you mind picking up my pen? I dropped it over by the door.

 

[Mr Noone]

I had thought about that, too, but I suspect her departure was planned. She was talking about going somewhere, her last post was something about all her little ducks being in a row, and she left with exactly 22,222 posts.

That last one could just be a coincidence.

That'd be good. I haven't been on myself much the last month, but when Rimmy mentioned it...

 

[Lancecastor]

Yes. That is my office job.

At least you're qualified.

Any other duties?

 

[1HF]

*rimshot

**not that kind of rimshot you freak.

*snicker

 

[Not Normal]

Someone should make me dinner. I'm hungry, but I want to be lazy. Maybe Johnny will order that pizza and I'll swipe some while he isn't looking.

Bluey is making chilli, it should be ready in a hour or so. Come on by.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Would you mind picking up my pen? I dropped it over by the door.

That's exactly what my job is. Drop the pen, pick up the pen. Drop the pen, pick up the pen.

At least you're qualified.

Any other duties?

See above.

 

[Miles Long]

Bacon. Because bacon.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Bluey is making chilli, it should be ready in a hour or so. Come on by.

She has to pick up my pizza first!

 

[DesEsseintes]

That's exactly what my job is. Drop the pen, pick up the pen. Drop the pen, pick up the pen.



See above.

Baby steps: the world of work is a frightening one! I'm sure you'll move onto all sorts of exciting areas of expert picking-up as the years roll by.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

Bacon > sardines>cottage cheese>genocide>Lego

FYP.

 

[Spins]

It means nothing

 

[unregistered]

 

[Lancecastor]

That's exactly what my job is. Drop the pen, pick up the pen. Drop the pen, pick up the pen.

state or federal pen?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Bacon > sardines

Chorizo > Bacon > Sardines

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/Emma-Stone-Yes-Nod-In-Crazy-Stupid-Love-Gif.gif

 

[unregistered]

 

[Miles Long]

FYP.

Did you recently step barefoot on some Legos?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I Emma Stone, by the way.

Zumi, how do you feel about LEGO? Harry Potter? Milk in tea? I'm interviewing for the role of new Lit male BFF.

I didn't have to interview for that post. Just saying. I was headhunted.

 

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[unregistered]

 

[PeteHulbert37]

That's an old Whoopsedaisy!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wonder why NetFlix only has 5 seasons of MASH. Now I'm out of things to watch again.

 

[Miles Long]

*adds to the thread count for a friend*