The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[RobDownSouth]

Channeling your inner Killswitch?

Not at all. Simply worried about the girl.

 

[yossi]

Who's kidnapped Fata?

I wish it was me. I have the love dunge...I mean, love den, all ready to go.

 

[Brollyanna]

Magic! Tequila for all our ills.

It's a rare ill that won't improve with Tequila.

How many applications?

I'm a cheap wine stain remover.

Whenever there is a bottle of tequila on the table, the devil is in the corner laughing.

Sprinkles holy water*


*Tequila

 

[unregistered]

 

[yossi]

Someone should make me dinner. I'm hungry, but I want to be lazy. Maybe Johnny will order that pizza and I'll swipe some while he isn't looking.

 

[thør]

I'm a cheap wine stain remover.

Good to know.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Someone should make me dinner. I'm hungry, but I want to be lazy. Maybe Johnny will order that pizza and I'll swipe some while he isn't looking.

I'll order it if you go pick it up

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/044b651c34563ec7290245a9f17a4c1a/tumblr_nj2gcnKreo1sqxiufo1_500.jpg

 

[yossi]

Oh....

*Strolls around Jersey....*

Excellent.

I'll order it if you go pick it up

Deal. No little fishies though please.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Anyone heard from Wife Of Bath yet?

Did she make it home okay from her first day on the new job?


#Worried

Not at all. Simply worried about the girl.

???? should this make sense to me or...?

 

[rimmy]

I wish it was me. I have the love dunge...I mean, love den, all ready to go.

That's exactly what a guilty person would say to throw people off the scent.



So.......what does she smell like? My money is on old cheese with a hint of wet wood.

 

[rimmy]

???? should this make sense to me or...?

So it's not just me?

 

[RobDownSouth]

???? should this make sense to me or...?

Just wanted to hear about your first day.

 

[yossi]

That's exactly what a guilty person would say to throw people off the scent.



So.......what does she smell like? My money is on old cheese with a hint of wet wood.

Stinking Bishop and a whiff of an aged book when you crack open the spine after some years on the shelf. Not that I'm cracking spines or anything...

 

[rimmy]

Stinking Bishop and a whiff of an aged book when you crack open the spine after some years on the shelf. Not that I'm cracking spines or anything...

Grenouille would have given me more detail.


Don't forget she likes ketchup.

 

[Wife of Bath]

So it's not just me?

...no...

Just wanted to hear about your first day.

My first day is tomorrow. I'll be sure to never post about my job ever again, but thanks.

 

[Mr Noone]

Who's kidnapped Fata?

I worry about her mum when we don't here from her. Hope all's well.

 

[yossi]

Grenouille would have given me more detail.


Don't forget she likes ketchup.

I'll see if I can bottle up some eau de horgina for you.

Adding it atop all her favorite cheeses puts her in a great mood!

 

[rimmy]

I worry about her mum when we don't here from her. Hope all's well.

Hadn't thought of that.

Now I'm worried too.

 

[Lancecastor]

...no...



My first day is tomorrow. I'll be sure to never post about my job ever again, but thanks.

Ass model?

 

[rimmy]

I'll see if I can bottle up some eau de horgina for you.

Adding it atop all her favorite cheeses puts her in a great mood!

That must be some pungent stuff.

 

[Equinoxe]

I worry about her mum when we don't here from her. Hope all's well.

I had thought about that, too, but I suspect her departure was planned. She was talking about going somewhere, her last post was something about all her little ducks being in a row, and she left with exactly 22,222 posts.

That last one could just be a coincidence.

 

[1HF]

That must be some pungent stuff.

That's what she said.

 

[Que]

I had thought about that, too, but I suspect her departure was planned. She was talking about going somewhere, her last post was something about all her little ducks being in a row, and she left with exactly 22,222 posts.

That last one could just be a coincidence.

Very nice.

I hadn't heard that phrase connected specifically with twos but suddenly that looks like five little ducks all in a row.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Ass model?

Yes. That is my office job.