The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Tryharder62]

Funny, under ObamaCare your birth control is supposed to be Free....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/26/obamacare-birth-control_n_5888320.html

From her post only, it sounds like her state opted out.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Funny, under ObamaCare your birth control is supposed to be Free....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/26/obamacare-birth-control_n_5888320.html

Probably lives in an opt-out state, makes too much for medicaid and not enough for subsidies.

We have that here in Texas.

I pity those folks who have governors who put the needs of their base above the health of their citizens.

 

[Lancecastor]

From her post only, it sounds like her state opted out.

Or she could be an illegal alien.

 

[1HF]

I had a funny dream about aliens.

 

[Tryharder62]

I had a funny dream about aliens.

We could use a few laughs around here. Do tell...

 

[Lancecastor]

I had a funny dream about aliens.

Sex with illegal aliens is always risky.

18 years...18 years.

 

[Tathagata]

there are days i absolutely hate living in this state, and today is one. scheduling dr's appts when everyone else in the country has insurance fucking sucks. on top of that, if i want to be considered for any type of assistance for birth control, i have to drive for three hours to the nearest planned parenthood. the one down the road is for profit and does not offer their services on an income scale. maybe in a few months, i'll go when i can save up the money for it. i don't want to be seen as some kind of government moocher. it is humiliating when to be considered for a price break on birth control you have to hand over all of your IRS forms to some drug company, who is making shit loads of money off of every one anyways. it is embarrassing and humiliating.

in the other areas of life, i get by, and for the most part, quite happily and without begging for any kind of help. when it comes to medical care, it does not exist here, unless you pay out of pocket at outrageous rates - either directly to the dr or out the ass for expensive insurance. then i turn on the radio and they're talking about how much better it is. guess what - not here. it is still the same, if not worse. you can be an american citizen, vote for people who make changes and still be denied because your governor has the right to take that away from you. then people say, if you don't like it, move! i was born here and have lived here all of my life, and i do not want to move. call me fucking stubborn, but that's just the way it is. at least i don't have cancer - not that i would know.

and that's all the time i am going to allow myself to feel shitty today. there are other things to be done.

 

[spacekowboy]

I had a funny dream about aliens.

Was there anal probing involved?

 

[Tryharder62]

Was there anal probing involved?

I'm sure there were tentacles!

 

[Miles Long]

I need some popcorn for this.

 

[Wings]

Almost choked on some broccoli. Man, that'd be a horrible way to die.

 

[AllyRose]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Y9uXrndqyU4/hqdefault.jpg

The broccoli must die!​

 

[Wings]

Exactly!

 

[toubab]

Almost choked on some broccoli. Man, that'd be a horrible way to die.

Don't say that. I'm eating broccoli florets for lunch. Not only that, but still.

 

[Wings]

Don't say that. I'm eating broccoli florets for lunch. Not only that, but still.

Take heart, mine was actually broccolini, your florets should be safe.










Maybe.

 

[toubab]

Take heart, mine was actually broccolini, your florets should be safe.










Maybe.

You couldn't just leave it at the first sentence?

 

[Wings]

Nope! I'm a bit cunty today.

 

[toubab]

Nope! I'm a bit cunty today.

I noticed. And now I'm looking suspiciously at sliced carrots, sugar snap peas, and water chestnuts. Thanks a lot.

 

[Wife of Bath]

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go... After 8 months, I am officially employed again! Although being unemployed has been pretty great, I'm looking forward to joining the denizens of the cubes for the first time in my life.

 

[AllyRose]

Best of luck to you!

Don't forget the new TPS reports, though.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Jennifer]

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go... After 8 months, I am officially employed again! Although being unemployed has been pretty great, I'm looking forward to joining the denizens of the cubes for the first time in my life.

I bet they will need you to come in on Saturday! Don't give in.

And good luck on your new job.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Best of luck to you!

Don't forget the new TPS reports, though.

Thanks! I do think there will be lots of TPS reports with this position. S'okay. I can handle it.

Congrats!!

Thanks love .

I bet they will need you to come in on Saturday! Don't give in.

And good luck on your new job.

Ha! Unlikely, but possible....

Thank you . By the way, I had a super fucked up dream about antifreeze the other night. 100% your fault.

 

[thør]

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go... After 8 months, I am officially employed again! Although being unemployed has been pretty great, I'm looking forward to joining the denizens of the cubes for the first time in my life.

Eewwww.

I hope it's good.

 

[snugglestruggle]

hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go... After 8 months, I am officially employed again! Although being unemployed has been pretty great, I'm looking forward to joining the denizens of the cubes for the first time in my life.

The world is full of people that can easily be bribed with food, Bring cookies.