The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Not Normal]

NN, Bluey, and bratwurst? That may be the ultimate trifecta.

 

[Wings]

Just spent the last 10 minutes watching kittens interact with St. Bernard's. Best minutes of my day.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*watches video* tiny little thing was purring up a storm! So loud, for something so small.

 

[NHKitty]

So happy to have woken up with you this morning.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/9a2b5e91538ef0ab13a53306e6acdb29/tumblr_nh3t5pX4qK1smv1p3o1_500.gif

 

[JohnnySavage]

Last night I watched The Last Man on Earth. I was looking forward to it because I kinda like the post-acropolis genre. I was sadly disappointed. I shoulda stuck with NetFlix.

 

[eyer]

Poor, poor Laurel...

...no doubt getting her eyes whined-out by those who start their own crap.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/afed93fce32fae09dbb316e47bca8d5a/tumblr_mp5m6lCfJr1sq04mco1_500.jpg

Three domes inside the the New Mosque In Istanbul.

 

[neci]

there are days i absolutely hate living in this state, and today is one. scheduling dr's appts when everyone else in the country has insurance fucking sucks. on top of that, if i want to be considered for any type of assistance for birth control, i have to drive for three hours to the nearest planned parenthood. the one down the road is for profit and does not offer their services on an income scale. maybe in a few months, i'll go when i can save up the money for it. i don't want to be seen as some kind of government moocher. it is humiliating when to be considered for a price break on birth control you have to hand over all of your IRS forms to some drug company, who is making shit loads of money off of every one anyways. it is embarrassing and humiliating.

in the other areas of life, i get by, and for the most part, quite happily and without begging for any kind of help. when it comes to medical care, it does not exist here, unless you pay out of pocket at outrageous rates - either directly to the dr or out the ass for expensive insurance. then i turn on the radio and they're talking about how much better it is. guess what - not here. it is still the same, if not worse. you can be an american citizen, vote for people who make changes and still be denied because your governor has the right to take that away from you. then people say, if you don't like it, move! i was born here and have lived here all of my life, and i do not want to move. call me fucking stubborn, but that's just the way it is. at least i don't have cancer - not that i would know.

and that's all the time i am going to allow myself to feel shitty today. there are other things to be done.

 

[chillywilly2]

I really, really don't want to see the ex today. I couldn't sleep all last night as I was stressed over the impending friction.

just smile and let the judge decide

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-80_0IU0AAmuL0.jpg

 

[dolf]

serious headfuck!

 

[islandman]

Hardly. But once you learn slang, you don't forget it.

Oh, sure. But when to use it, that is a skill most never learn.

My Yahoo home screen changed. Iman, I'm blaming you for this.

Right now hackers in the Ukraine are monitoring every one of your keystrokes And copying the contents of you're hard drive. You're best off burning your computer and buying a new one.

 

[bluemuse]

I wish it would rain. It would make it easier for me to justify staying in bed all day.

 

[toubab]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-80_0IU0AAmuL0.jpg

Takes giving head to another level.

 

[eyer]

there are days i absolutely hate living in this state, and today is one. scheduling dr's appts when everyone else in the country has insurance fucking sucks. on top of that, if i want to be considered for any type of assistance for birth control, i have to drive for three hours to the nearest planned parenthood. the one down the road is for profit and does not offer their services on an income scale. maybe in a few months, i'll go when i can save up the money for it. i don't want to be seen as some kind of government moocher. it is humiliating when to be considered for a price break on birth control you have to hand over all of your IRS forms to some drug company, who is making shit loads of money off of every one anyways. it is embarrassing and humiliating.

in the other areas of life, i get by, and for the most part, quite happily and without begging for any kind of help. when it comes to medical care, it does not exist here, unless you pay out of pocket at outrageous rates - either directly to the dr or out the ass for expensive insurance. then i turn on the radio and they're talking about how much better it is. guess what - not here. it is still the same, if not worse. you can be an american citizen, vote for people who make changes and still be denied because your governor has the right to take that away from you. then people say, if you don't like it, move! i was born here and have lived here all of my life, and i do not want to move. call me fucking stubborn, but that's just the way it is. at least i don't have cancer - not that i would know.

and that's all the time i am going to allow myself to feel shitty today. there are other things to be done.

You read exactly like vetteman whining about California.

 

[toubab]

Oh, sure. But when to use it, that is a skill most never learn.

I still hear it used. It's actually one of the more common out of hundreds of terms used for the vagina. But you knew that, right?

 

[islandman]

I still hear it used. It's actually one of the more common out of hundreds of terms used for the vagina. But you knew that, right?

I didn't. Could you list others in decreasing frequency of usage?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Creepy Boi tries soooooo hard.......

 

[toubab]

I didn't. Could you list others in decreasing frequency of usage?

How about you look up 'box' and 'box is box' along with 'vagina' on Urban Dictionary? That should clue you in.

 

[unregistered]

 

[islandman]

How about you look up 'box' and 'box is box' along with 'vagina' on Urban Dictionary? That should clue you in.

And forgo your first-hand insights? Hardly.

Hmmm....they are reading a pretty interesting email exchange, then. I wonder if they're as turned on as I am.

Likely more given that they now have online access to your bank and 401K accounts.

 

[Lancecastor]

Funny, under ObamaCare your birth control is supposed to be Free....

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/26/obamacare-birth-control_n_5888320.html

there are days i absolutely hate living in this state, and today is one. scheduling dr's appts when everyone else in the country has insurance fucking sucks. on top of that, if i want to be considered for any type of assistance for birth control, i have to drive for three hours to the nearest planned parenthood. the one down the road is for profit and does not offer their services on an income scale. maybe in a few months, i'll go when i can save up the money for it. i don't want to be seen as some kind of government moocher. it is humiliating when to be considered for a price break on birth control you have to hand over all of your IRS forms to some drug company, who is making shit loads of money off of every one anyways. it is embarrassing and humiliating.

in the other areas of life, i get by, and for the most part, quite happily and without begging for any kind of help. when it comes to medical care, it does not exist here, unless you pay out of pocket at outrageous rates - either directly to the dr or out the ass for expensive insurance. then i turn on the radio and they're talking about how much better it is. guess what - not here. it is still the same, if not worse. you can be an american citizen, vote for people who make changes and still be denied because your governor has the right to take that away from you. then people say, if you don't like it, move! i was born here and have lived here all of my life, and i do not want to move. call me fucking stubborn, but that's just the way it is. at least i don't have cancer - not that i would know.

and that's all the time i am going to allow myself to feel shitty today. there are other things to be done.

 

[eyer]

Creepy Boi tries soooooo hard.......

Really, right?

Perhaps now is the most ripe of times to air more stuff you claim Grace told you about me...

...you know, like you've threatened over and over - yet have never done?

Queen Twat the Two-Faced is already helping carry your water on that subject today, as is your fellow racist piece of shit verityboy...

...once lukatehisowndyk and the skank jump on board, surely you'll be able to work-up enough little boy courage and start spilling your beans too, eh wannabe?

What's that?

Oh, that's not a problem...

...I'm sure most will understand if you wait till you get home after work, 'cause we all know you'd never steal your employer's time posting your personal crap to LIT from your employer's equipment, just as you'd never illegally download others' copyrighted work for your own criminal use during your employer's time and from your employer's equipment.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hmmm....they are reading a pretty interesting email exchange, then. I wonder if they're as turned on as I am.

Well, shit. I hope they like electronic music, smut comix and big girl porn.

And titty pics. Lots and lots of titty pics.

Big titties. Small titties. Dark n' light titties. All types o' titties!

http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/Ron-Swanson-is-excited.gif

Gotta start every day off with a smile, don'tcha know!