The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Saint Peter]

No theory has ever become a law.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is not a bill
on Capitol Hill.

 

[islandman]

No theory has ever become a law.

Your theory of grammar sucks balls.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your theory of grammar sucks balls.

Sorry about that.

I like numbers.

 

[islandman]

Numbers never lie.

I have a 14" cock.

No, you can't see it.

 

[Jennifer]

Sorry about that.

I like numbers.

That makes me sad.

 

[Saint Peter]

That makes me sad.

Numbers are our friends!

Just ask the guy up there with the 14mm penis.

 

[islandman]

7mm of which I had to borrow.

 

[neci]

bean soup is on the stove. homemade focaccia bread is in the oven. red wine has been opened and poured. it has been a wonderfully amazing, yet beautifully simple week.

 

[rimmy]

My attraction to Riles' lips is a Law, not a Theory.

So I'm not the only one?

Not only does she have a smokin' body but a stunning face.

I bet the other Lit ladies secretly hate her.

 

[Wings]

Lasagna feast for the household. I'm going to dig into some eggplant (aubergine) and sauce and enjoy the happiness that is a Friday evening.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Check your stars, with Psychic Bob.

 

[Jennifer]

So I'm not the only one?

Not only does she have a smokin' body but a stunning face.

I bet the other Lit ladies secretly hate her.

No, I think we all love her. She's fucking awesome. It sucks.

 

[Wings]

I have yet to meet a chick on this site who hates another female because of her beauty. That's a pretty shitty statement.


Unless the guys hate SpaceCowboy for how beautiful his dick is, then maybe I can understand that sort of thinking.


Most women here build other chicks up, not drag them down. Unless they are insufferable bores or something.

 

[Lorilei]

I have yet to meet a chick on this site who hates another female because of her beauty. That's a pretty shitty statement.


Unless the guys hate SpaceCowboy for how beautiful his dick is, then maybe I can understand that sort of thinking.


Most women here build other chicks up, not drag them down. Unless they are insufferable bores or something.

^^^^ This. Most of us aren't shallow bitches.

 

[rimmy]

No, I think we all love her. She's fucking awesome. It sucks.

I have yet to meet a chick on this site who hates another female because of her beauty. That's a pretty shitty statement.


Unless the guys hate SpaceCowboy for how beautiful his dick is, then maybe I can understand that sort of thinking.


Most women here build other chicks up, not drag them down. Unless they are insufferable bores or something.

^^^^ This. Most of us aren't shallow bitches.

Damn. I was just cracking wise. Let's everyone settle down a little, k?

 

[Lorilei]

Damn. I was just cracking wise. Let's everyone settle down a little, k?

...

 

[Wings]

Damn. I was just cracking wise. Let's everyone settle down a little, k?

Okeydoke.

 

[rimmy]

...

Okeydoke.

That's better.

 

[dolf]

Damn. I was just cracking wise. Let's everyone settle down a little, k?

that's what betty says too.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I have yet to meet a chick on this site who hates another female because of her beauty. That's a pretty shitty statement.


Unless the guys hate SpaceCowboy for how beautiful his dick is, then maybe I can understand that sort of thinking.


Most women here build other chicks up, not drag them down. Unless they are insufferable bores or something.

yes. This.

 

[rimmy]

that's what betty says too.

Now that was just low.

 

[Lorilei]

that's what betty says too.

LOL.

xtra letters

 

[yossi]

Whenever I make my millions (ha!) I'm going to keep the heat at 75f. No more of this 57f bullshit.

Or I'm moving somewhere that's perpetually warm.

 

[spacekowboy]

I have yet to meet a chick on this site who hates another female because of her beauty. That's a pretty shitty statement.


Unless the guys hate SpaceCowboy for how beautiful his dick is, then maybe I can understand that sort of thinking.


Most women here build other chicks up, not drag them down. Unless they are insufferable bores or something.

See now how would I have ever be able to vanity search this with my name misspelled?

Tsk, tsk.

Good thing I dropped in here again today.