The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

The person who wrote this pattern is a sociopath.

I'm sure of it.

 

[Wings]

This weekend is going to be so much fun. Exciting!

 

[thør]

This weekend is going to be so much fun. Exciting!

Only parts of the weekend for me.

 

[Wings]

Only parts of the weekend for me.

Are you going trout fishing too?

 

[thør]

Are you going trout fishing too?

Work and engineer's week dinner.

I'd be happy to lend you my ice fishing suit. It's warm as hell in -20 and wind, and floats, should there be an ice issue.

 

[Saint Peter]

Trout fishing?


I thought we were ax murdering hookers this weekend.

 

[thør]

Trout fishing?


I thought we were ax murdering hookers this weekend.

You didn't get the innuendo, I see.

 

[Wings]

Trout fishing?


I thought we were ax murdering hookers this weekend.

Jesus Christ, use the code name, brother. The code name!

 

[Wings]

Work and engineer's week dinner.

I'd be happy to lend you my ice fishing suit. It's warm as hell in -20 and wind, and floats, should there be an ice issue.

You work too much.



I'm good on the suit, I have my own plus my fish house and wheeler ready to go. It's a company outing and we are going to a trout-stocked lake to hopefully get some dinner for my family.

 

[Riles]

All this talk of fish has me craving some for lunch.

I'm going to that place with the amazing pickerel.

 

[thør]

You work too much.



I'm good on the suit, I have my own plus my fish house and wheeler ready to go. It's a company outing and we are going to a trout-stocked lake to hopefully get some dinner for my family.

All y'all could fly to Kotzebue to catch a few fish.

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051212/051212_icefish_hmed_1p.grid-6x2.jpg

 

[thør]

All this talk of fish has me craving some for lunch.

I'm going to that place with the amazing pickerel.

I has king salmon for dinner last night and will have the leftovers, tonight.

 

[Riles]

I has king salmon for dinner last night and will have the leftovers, tonight.

My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

 

[Wings]

All y'all could fly to Kotzebue to catch a few fish.

http://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/051212/051212_icefish_hmed_1p.grid-6x2.jpg

DO NOT SAY THIS TO THE GINGER!!!! He would in a heartbeat. He loves Alaska.

 

[Adre]

I has king salmon for dinner last night and will have the leftovers, tonight.

Feel free to smoke a whole bunch of that and send it my way.

 

[JohnnySavage]

With electronic payments and what not, someone should make an app that collects all your monthly bills and then sends you one bill at the end of the month. It seems like I spend an entire day each month just going through all the bills and paying them.

 

[thør]

My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

It will prolly get to you, tomorrow.

DO NOT SAY THIS TO THE GINGER!!!! He would in a heartbeat. He loves Alaska.

I will have to look him up and send him some photos.

Feel free to smoke a whole bunch of that and send it my way.

Feel free to contact Alaska Sausage Company for one of their smoke salmon gift packs. Use your AMX card.

 

[Wings]

You're killing me Smalls.

 

[Saint Peter]

You didn't get the innuendo, I see.

Jesus Christ, use the code name, brother. The code name!

Oh.

We are ax murdering engineers this weekend?

 

[Wings]

Oh.

We are ax murdering engineers this weekend?

That's when we go salmon fishing.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'd hit that, too.


And that, and that etcetera and so forth.

 

[thør]

That's when we go salmon fishing.

They make good crab bait.

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, I refuse to take part in any internet discussions about the color of a goddamn garment. This world needs an enema.

 

[thør]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-3YbqgWwAAIJYK.jpg

:facepalm: