The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[rimmy]

I had a sugar cookie just now and am watching Amelie.

I made lemon, pepper, ginger chicken with yellow, red and green peppers and mashed potatoes.


Suuuuuuck iiiiitt.


No. Seriously. Please suck it.

 

[1HF]

I made lemon, pepper, ginger chicken with yellow, red and green peppers and mashed potatoes.


Suuuuuuck iiiiitt.


No. Seriously. Please suck it.

Bring me food and we'll talk.

 

[Killswitch]

This is gonna suck, I know it.

 

[Garnate]

This is gonna suck, I know it.

Literally. Calm down, Mother Goose.

 

[rimmy]

Bring me food and we'll talk.

I'll make you something next week.

Literally. Calm down, Mother Goose.

I thought we agreed on Miss Manners?

 

[Killswitch]

Literally. Calm down, Mother Goose.

 

[Garnate]

I thought we agreed on Miss Manners?

Both are very appropriate. I need to send him an apron.

 

[1HF]

I'm not entirely sure what horrible things you're imagining, but I doubt they will happen.

So chill out.


Also, I need a new coat.

 

[Killswitch]

Both are very appropriate. I need to send him an apron.

Send me some xanax instead!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Yesterday, I got a taste of what men feel, when they feel an unwelcome erection growing, while they are in a public space.

Day dreaming on the bus, I gazed at the cars and trucks going by, and the buildings that we passed.

My mind wandered through some stored images ( Rated PG) Suddenly, my female parts were violently sexually activated.

It was above freezing, so I dressed in lighter layers. Nothing I wore was water proof.

The day before, I was weepy over a video of a kitten.

Forewarned, is forearmed. A tighter reign, when travelling.

 

[Killswitch]

Yesterday, I got a taste of what men feel, when they feel an unwelcome erection growing, while they are in a public space.

Thats a crock of shit. Who told you that?

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've never had an unwelcome erection. I cherish each one.


Of my own, of course.

 

[Garnate]

Send me some xanax instead!

Waste the good shit? You haven't even bought me heels.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

My mind wandered through some stored images ( Rated PG) Suddenly, my female parts were violently sexually activated.

I like that term. This state of being "sexually activated."

Gonna use that. Yup.

 

[cleaver]

please?
i cannot believe any of it;
especially the presentation.

i mean...
always remember the medium
and the audience.

desperation reads as clearly as nixon-sweat!

though,
even that took 12 years to properly decipher.

read here with caution, celia...
you shouldn't have been taking notes over my shoulder...

here's a clue:

he ain't her.
nor is she.

and if that's who that is
then...

i am ishmael

 

[unregistered]

 

[Aquagal]

I fell down on the ice yesterday, it was certainly cartoonish if anyone had seen.

I'm still licking my wounds.

 

[rimmy]

I've never had an unwelcome erection. I cherish each one.


Of my own, of course.

Good thing you added that last part.

 

[rimmy]

I fell down on the ice yesterday, it was certainly cartoonish if anyone had seen.

I'm still licking my wounds.

If you fell on your ass and you're licking it I'd appreciate some pics.


And you must be very flexible.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Good thing you added that last part.

I didn't want to lead you on.

 

[Noor]

burned my arm on steam ouch. watching better call saul. ran out of ink. finish working on tax stuff tomorrow.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

It would not bother you, if you splooged in public ?

(It was a disconcerting experience, for me. Runaway libido, like a runaway horse. yikes.)

 

[cleaver]

awwwww fuck!


it both
vanity searches
and
flame pms



how sweet

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I like the way parodyluvr gets to make as many threads as she wants and nobody bitches about it.