The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

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I've actually never eaten at White Castle in my life.

Where are you from? Do they even have them? They aren't everywhee.

The grocery store probably has them in the frozen aisle next to the burritos under the hot pockets....lol

5.29 for six though thats why I rarely buy them there and they arent as awesome as they are out of a sack.
 
I've actually never eaten at White Castle in my life.

You really are not missing that much. It's a novelty burger. Once you've had it, you get craving for it kind of like ppl do for Taco Bell. If that makes sense.
 
No. Theyre just small square flat burgers cooked on a flat grill deal.

They do have these cool holes punched in them though.


What's the purpose of the holes? Less beef? Are they stealing from me? I've also never had the pleasure of White Castle.
 
I'm sure a princess like you has eaten at many castles :)

Oh, Pshaw.

http://i.imgur.com/TF68DHa.gif

Ummmm....not okay.

I promise I'll do better!

You really are not missing that much. It's a novelty burger. Once you've had it, you get craving for it kind of like ppl do for Taco Bell. If that makes sense.

Understood. I can't even say I really like Taco Bell, but every once in a while I need a cheesy gordita crunch.

Where are you from? Do they even have them? They aren't everywhee.

I think there's some a couple hours north of me. We don't have them in my immediate vicinity, though.
 
What's the purpose of the holes? Less beef? Are they stealing from me? I've also never had the pleasure of White Castle.

I think it's so they cook faster on the griddle.

Where are you people from? Is it because they don't have Casteles or ...I mean everyones been to white castle in KSLand.
 
"I would like a square, boiled, lips & assholes burger. Heavy mustard."


You'll get a nice salad and you'll like it. :mad:
Understood. I can't even say I really like Taco Bell, but every once in a while I need a cheesy gordita crunch.

Yes, Exactly. It's not REAL food but for some reason you crave it every once in a while. Then you feel sick and regret it.
 
Well We don't have Chic Fillets either which is regular faire down there.

Castles are just good slam food and food at 3AM like Mona says. After the bar a sack of sliders is golden.

Yeah, they're good, but I don't eat there because they're homophobic Jesus freak assholes.
 
I do love a chick-fil-a sandwich.

You people are making me hungry for shitty food. :mad:
 
I Love Chick-Fil-A

We just started getting them around here about 5 or 6 years ago. Love their sammies.
 
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