The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[dolf]

Fuck off you do not.

pft! if it polled, you'd lose. you're so fluffy.

 

[Garnate]

pft! if it polled, you'd lose. you're so fluffy.

We're not talking about my ass here. I think I've pissed off people way more than you have lately. You should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[dolf]

We're not talking about my ass here. I think I've pissed off people way more than you have lately. You should be ashamed of yourself.

that just means you still feel the need to keep trying.

*effortless*

 

[Garnate]

that just means you still feel the need to keep trying.

*effortless*

I woke up like this....

Actually I think it means my life is more boring than yours so......you know, suck on THAT. Or whatever.

 

[islandman]

c'est magnifique

Montre moin ton cul!

 

[Garnate]

I can hear my son in the kitchen playing Ninja Turtles Monopoly by himself so I'm going to join him. Although listening to him yell at himself is hilarious.

Montre moin ton cul!

Msuh ois aoisie boofoo.

 

[islandman]

Msuh ois aoisie boofoo.

Ball-gag.

Always in there when you least expect it.

 

[Tathagata]

I'm in on the retail therapy with Riles & 1HF. I'm not much of a shopper but there is a time and place for binge buying. Especially if it ends with a nice, dry, classic martini.

Never, and I mean NEVER, have martini's before retail therapy. I've learned that the hard way.

*Tath....stay away from that*

It had such promise too

 

[dolf]

I woke up like this....

Actually I think it means my life is more boring than yours so......you know, suck on THAT. Or whatever.

 

[Tathagata]

Your sense of humor I adore.

It's that other asshole who makes me want to lie down on an eight lane highway and have a semi roll over me.

semi?

 

[MonaLittle]

 

[Noor]

semi?

Articulated lorry, tractor trailer, 18 wheeler?

 

[dolf]

it has nothing to do with sex, and i can't express enough gratitude

 

[Noor]

I have to go cook the lamb, make some calls, scan stuff, and write my dad!

 

[Not Normal]

Zut alors!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I8UuBFdEL.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/p180x540/11026814_10153117418219914_8842719333038898573_n.jpg?oh=1eeba4e0f0e027b97fd37b9d907fb607&oe=557A1BD1&__gda__=1430873543_1c893637b222a296c714a51de5005239

 

[toubab]

Ain't nothin' free in this life.

Close to being true, but not entirely. I could tell some stories that would falsify your statement. But I don't want to get too serious about this. You're probably 99% right.

 

[Jennifer]

Thanks for the earworm, Jelly!!


At least it wasn't Nickelback.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/97417f7b5372ec318cd12d28b28d0b8c/tumblr_n1jeafMvK81qeh1koo1_500.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/fa87a27447fba5511d56c9c65dfae142/tumblr_ncdmm09NeD1rum6ozo1_500.jpg

 

[Que]

It is more like a funnel cake than a donut.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/97417f7b5372ec318cd12d28b28d0b8c/tumblr_n1jeafMvK81qeh1koo1_500.jpg

http://media.tumblr.com/fa87a27447fba5511d56c9c65dfae142/tumblr_ncdmm09NeD1rum6ozo1_500.jpg

http://io9.com/lawmaker-asks-if-women-can-swallow-camera-for-gyneco-1687592025

It's a different tube for the ladyes.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

One library patron all day - 2 1/2 hours left, but at least I have some time to read.

your internet wasn't down, was it?

or, to put it another way, fucking library needing the internet to get me a replacement card. i just wanted some fucking books, man. i just wanted some fucking books!!!

 

[yossi]

I just finished shoveling the walkway and part of my driveway. I should get on the treadmill before I fall asleep on the couch. Though, I'd rather be doing the horizontal mambo rather than hopping on the hamster wheel.

 

[yossi]

your internet wasn't down, was it?

or, to put it another way, fucking library needing the internet to get me a replacement card. i just wanted some fucking books, man. i just wanted some fucking books!!!

No, our internet was dandy all day. We had a snowstorm this morning and none of the elderly came out of their homes.

Sounds like they were being lazy.