The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Que]

If I type out a complete thought in the form of a query, using multiple subordinate phrases in what appears to be a one single run-on sentence but by virtue of prodigious use of prepositional phrases is arguably one and only one sentence, can I avoid the guilt of contributing to the conditions that caused the deaths of the members of the board who die of extreme alcohol poising from Garnate's maniacal drinking game on my already burdened conscience by claiming that since it is only one and only one sentence it does not count as a paragraph, or would such an obfuscation simply be cheating and, in actuality, qualify, according to the estimable judges, as a paragraph?

 

[yossi]

One library patron all day - 2 1/2 hours left, but at least I have some time to read.

 

[Que]

One library patron all day - 2 1/2 hours left, but at least I have some time to read.

Deserted stacks. Sexy librarian.....

I'm gonna need to take a moment.

 

[JohnnySavage]

One library patron all day - 2 1/2 hours left, but at least I have some time to read.

I went to the library yesterday but the parking lot was full. No book for me!

 

[Garnate]

If I type out a complete thought in the form of a query, using multiple subordinate phrases in what appears to be a one single run-on sentence but by virtue of prodigious use of prepositional phrases is arguably one and only one sentence, can I avoid the guilt of contributing to the conditions that caused the deaths of the members of the board who die of extreme alcohol poising from Garnate's maniacal drinking game on my already burdened conscience by claiming that since it is only one and only one sentence it does not count as a paragraph, or would such an obfuscation simply be cheating and, in actuality, qualify, according to the estimable judges, as a paragraph?

DRINK!

 

[MonaLittle]

Pics...

Over drinks at the bar.

You'll recognize him. He'll be the one with the painted on jeggings.

 

[MonaLittle]

Gawd, your *jokes* make me want to scratch my eyeballs out.

 

[Adre]

I read mags in the library this morning, but alas, no sexy librarian to be seen.

 

[Garnate]

Gawd, your *jokes* make me want to scratch my eyeballs out.

I apologize for nothing!

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm in on the retail therapy with Riles & 1HF. I'm not much of a shopper but there is a time and place for binge buying. Especially if it ends with a nice, dry, classic martini.

Never, and I mean NEVER, have martini's before retail therapy. I've learned that the hard way.

*Tath....stay away from that*

 

[Que]

DRINK!

Dammit. I tried. This is why I don't tweet. I would break twitter.

 

[islandman]

You'll recognize him. He'll be the one with the painted on jeggings.

No, those aren't painted-on pubes.

 

[Garnate]

Dammit. I tried. This is why I don't tweet. I would break twitter.

You wouldn't break twitter, you just wouldn't be able to tweet.

 

[MonaLittle]

No, those aren't painted-on pubes.

Why so fuzzy? Looks like a nest down there. Clean yourself up, man.

 

[MonaLittle]

I apologize for nothing!

Your sense of humor I adore.

It's that other asshole who makes me want to lie down on an eight lane highway and have a semi roll over me.

 

[Noor]

Men can be surprisingly easy to own with jewelry

Sorry Neci, would "Love Shack" have been better?

 

[islandman]

Why so fuzzy? Looks like a nest down there. Clean yourself up, man.

I'm French.

 

[MonaLittle]

I read mags in the library this morning, but alas, no sexy librarian to be seen.

It's all an urban legend. Except for Yossi, of course. She's a little how tamale.

 

[Killswitch]

Damn. Mona on the loose.

Maybe she had a head start on the drink game at lunch?

 

[MonaLittle]

I'm French.

Excuse me sir, your Qui is showing.

 

[islandman]

Zut alors!

 

[Garnate]

Your sense of humor I adore.

It's that other asshole who makes me want to lie down on an eight lane highway and have a semi roll over me.

Who is out-assholing me??

 

[butters]

Zut alors!

c'est magnifique

 

[dolf]

Who is out-assholing me??

i do that on a regular basis.

 

[Garnate]

i do that on a regular basis.

Fuck off you do not.