The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[TwinkleStars]

I think I need to get laid.

 

[Noor]

hi twinkle girl!

i want to be healthy again. i also want this nightmare to be over or to go back in time or something like that.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-uGCg0WoAEzxYB.jpg

http://danielstreett.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/mugatu-latte.gif

 

[TwinkleStars]

*waves* Hello, Noor!

I feel the same way some days.

 

[dolf]

I think I need to get laid.

sex. I miss sex. I want sex.

 

[Noor]

Byron. I miss Byron. I want Byron.

Oh and someone please get Dolf and Twinkle girl some decent sex.

 

[dolf]

on the other hand, the taxman just gave me back £1380

 

[Noor]

on the other hand, the taxman just gave me back £1380

That sounds better than sex

 

[toubab]

That sounds better than sex

It's only money.

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's only money.

I hear there are places one can exchange the one for t'other.

 

[ForkedTongue]

I dont see the .jpg addy to plug into the link setting.

I was going to try to use the attchment setting that Yossi and You told me about last time, but I remember someone recently mentioning tht if you upload using that method, that your info can be traced. Is that true?

It was Lance in the LadyFunk thread. When you take a pic, your device can add meta data of who took it, where, type of camera etc. a bit like how Word adds author and other info of a document. What info is added depends on your settings. There are apps that can edit that info, so that can be worth checking out.

If you want to preserve your privacy when you link to a photo sharing site like photobucket, make sure that that the handle that you create is unique for that account and totally unconnected to any real life accounts like Facebook. I think that Lance was dropping a hint about a Litster in the TV character thread.
If your privacy is important, be careful how you share.

 

[Tathagata]

i keep repeating words and thoughts.

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1020527/david-byrne-o.gif

 

[toubab]

I hear there are places one can exchange the one for t'other.

That's one thing I don't like buying. If it ain't free I don't want it.

 

[Tathagata]

the drugs are less distressing than the ugly, ugly shoes.

I thought she was wearing Spats..which only a depraved coke fiend would do.

 

[unregistered]

 

[yossi]

Snow, cold, same old. Taking the kitty to be neutered/spayed today. I can never remember which one is for which gender.

 

[Tathagata]

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusion.”
— Alan Watts

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've never been to a Krogers, but if Rimford isn't happy with them, well they can just sod off!

 

[JohnnySavage]

The only person that ever skypes me is my neighbor, and I can see him sitting in front of his computer when he's skyping. He's old and thinks technology is cool. He waves at me through Skype, then waves at me through the window. Then he laughs and laughs and laughs...

 

[Adre]

That's one thing I don't like buying. If it ain't free I don't want it.

Ain't nothin' free in this life.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here's the hat-trick of blurts:


Last night I was watching a show about those Nazca Lines. All these egg-heads were trying to figure out why those folks scratched the lines into the desert. All sorts of theories were discussed, and it struck me that the fellas were probably just bored.

No internet, no tv, no car to drive... you might as well just go scratch some lines in the desert.

My theory is also supported by the fact that the blowie had yet to be invented.

Bored and no blowies.

That's why they made the lines.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Here's something else (I'm rather verbose this morning):

You know what annoys the hell out of me?

The Bimbo and Himbo on my morning news are going on and on about staying off the roads because of the storm. Then they cut away to their little Airhead in the station's SUV, driving around on the roads!

For fuck's sake! Don't tell me to stay off the roads while you are driving around on them! Asshats.


I sent a strongly worded tweet to the traffic tweeter account.


I'm a man of action.


Having said that, Larry and I have to go to the dump, then the bank, then the 7-11 (Larry likes Slim Jims). He's still sleeping though. Larry isn't a morning person.

 

[MonaLittle]

"A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts. So he loses touch with reality, and lives in a world of illusion.”
— Alan Watts

Any Fool can run towards the light. It takes a master with courage to turn and face the darkness and shine his own light there

- LF

 

[Wings]

He wears his wedding ring around the house because he's so excited to have it on. I guess that means I own him too?

 

[MonaLittle]

The snow is coming down in the prettiest, huge, fluffly flakes. It's so gorgeous.