Where are all the women............

[stillgood10]

Lonely, Horny Male wondering Where are all the women............

that have a huge sex drive, horny as hell, like to chat with a male that's just as horny and can turn you on with words linked to your sexual pleasure???
Come on, I know you're out there, PM me.

 

[SmileyGirl]

They're all logging onto their alts. Right this minute they are a he but give them 5 minutes and they will be super horny virgin girl sluts wanting it up the bum

 

[ohsalamanca]

They're all logging onto their alts. Right this minute they are a he but give them 5 minutes and they will be super horny virgin girl sluts wanting it up the bum

Longest 5 minutes ever. Hurry up guys, I mean ladies.

 

[SmileyGirl]

https://desperatemoments.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/mismatchedbra.jpg

 

[Logum]

https://desperatemoments.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/mismatchedbra.jpg

I imagine him singing- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore...

 

[ohsalamanca]

I mean, he does have a nice rack so there's that

 

[missgreekgeek]

Well...
Between this thread and the other you posted a while ago...


I think they're exploding in orgasms trying to find which one they should send their nudes to first.


Correction: A while ago actually means a minute apart. Damn. Or best out of 3.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Well...
Between this thread and the other you posted a while ago...


I think they're exploding in orgasms trying to find which one they should send their nudes to first.


Correction: A while ago actually means a minute apart. Damn. Or best out of 3.

Why settle for either/or instead of sending to everyone? CC: ALL FTW.

 

[missgreekgeek]

Why settle for either/or instead of sending to everyone? CC: ALL FTW.

Well you're possibly right.
However, women like shiny things.
So perhaps making multitudes of threads will catch one's eye.
Granted though- not the best title.

Perhaps he should have gone with Ladies: I have a footlong for you. Subway is even jealous. (pics enclosed)

Now that, is a thread.

 

[ohsalamanca]

Well you're possibly right.
However, women like shiny things.
So perhaps making multitudes of threads will catch one's eye.
Granted though- not the best title.

Perhaps he should have gone with Ladies: I have a footlong for you. Subway is even jealous. (pics enclosed)

Now that, is a thread.

R U READY TO TASTE MY SOUTHWEST SAUCE LADIES?

 

[ohsalamanca]

Women like shiny things.

Dick pic with glitter = win then?

 

[xanderra]

God I remember being freaked out by the first guy who pretended to be a woman. But hey keep trying believe it or not there are women on here that like to fool around just keep trying!

 

[missgreekgeek]

Dammit.

Southwest is one of my favourites.