I am an older man, free all day long, in the UK, looking to chat online

[masterchef]

Hello. Did that tickle your fancy. I would love to chat to a lady over the internet, do a bit of flirting, talk about sex or anything. I have tried some of the so-called dating sites but mostly all the ladies that return my contact are either looking for "love" or marriage, neither of which I am interested in or after a short time they ask for financial help (i`m not that stupid). Some mutual titillation could be fun. Its a changing world and I am nor ready to get off it yet.

So if you are even a little bit interested I guess you need to reply to this post. I`m not quite sure how we would get together but I am sure some kind soul will point me in the right direction.

And no, I am not "desperate" I just have lots of time on my hands and want to try being a little bit kinky for a change and have some fun with new friends.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Good luck, and I hope you don't get too much sarcasm here: I hope I'm still willing to try new experiences in 10, 20+ years.

I do wonder if the time between your joining and your first post may constitute a record. At this rate you won't have hit 10 posts by 2100, which I think in Lit terms makes you still a virgin.

Anyway. Lots of threads around here about women who find older men sexy, so I hope you find what you are looking for.

 

[masterchef]

Ha Ha

Yes. You are correct. I`ve been around here (well) nearby for a long time. I`m 63 so not much time left to try new things, only perhaps another 37 years or so but then maybe old paprius will have stopped working long before then.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

Good luck, and I hope you don't get too much sarcasm here: I hope I'm still willing to try new experiences in 10, 20+ years.

I do wonder if the time between your joining and your first post may constitute a record. At this rate you won't have hit 10 posts by 2100, which I think in Lit terms makes you still a virgin.

Anyway. Lots of threads around here about women who find older men sexy, so I hope you find what you are looking for.

I like that there are still people who come through here and say nice things to people who post sincere requests. Seems like there's a paucity of that these days around here, and it's a shame.

 

[masterchef]

Oh yes. I am expecting some stick (OOOh oh yes please) for my beginning post but you know what they say, go on you say, what do they say, well

Sticks and stones can break my bones etc. (anyone need an explaination its an English proverb)

and

If you do`nt ask you do`nt get.

So dear chaps, I am well on my way to breaking my duck and arriving at the grand old total of 10 posts or do replies not count?