The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[DesEsseintes]

of course, he's only eaten american bacon.
not free range, treacle smoked, old spot bacon.

Exactly! Dry-cured back bacon is the bacon of champions.

A little bacon porn.

 

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[Wife of Bath]

of course, he's only eaten american bacon.
not free range, treacle smoked, old spot bacon.

There is excellent bacon to be found here. Just not at the grocery store.

 

[islandman]

I will fight you to the death.

Bacon is already dead.

Make bacon, not war!

 

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[Garnate]

Exactly! Dry-cured back bacon is the bacon of champions.

A little bacon porn.

See, porn comes with way more pics and way less reading. That was a giant fail. I demand more pics of actual British bacon, please.

 

[islandman]

Tis why I keep me bacon in me pants.

 

[Garnate]

Bacon is already dead.

Make bacon, not war!

Oh, sure. Wrestle me in jello? No response. But, you'll fight iman for bacon. I see where your priorities are. Bacon is amazing, without a doubt. But, still...

Can't a girl just fucking fight and eat bacon? I don't think that's asking too much.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's not every day on this planet when you hear about someone wanting pictures of British food

 

[yossi]

I can send it to you if you would like

I'd like that, yes! Do you need an email addy or over PM?

 

[DesEsseintes]

It's not every day on this planet when you hear about someone wanting pictures of British food

Reason Number 472,916 why this planet is fucked.

Proper bacon, Garnate.

 

[islandman]

Bacon!!!!

 

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[Spins]

I am baking bacon right now.

It is true. In the oven and everything.

 

[islandman]

You'll make a fine wife one day, Spins.

 

[Jennifer]

Can't a girl just fucking fight and eat bacon? I don't think that's asking too much.

Can we transition over to pork ribs? Or pork ribs wrapped in bacon?


I get them at the butcher and he removes the membrane from the back. They fall apart beautifully.

 

[Emerson40]

More Southern than British, but more in line with what Garnate expects in bacony porn, yes?

Tastes Like Bacon.

 

[snugglestruggle]

More Southern than British, but more in line with what Garnate expects in bacony porn, yes?

Tastes Like Bacon.

That was just Ewww .

 

[smoothg103rd]

Can we transition over to pork ribs? Or pork ribs wrapped in bacon?


I get them at the butcher and he removes the membrane from the back. They fall apart beautifully.

I'm taking my massage back.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm taking my massage back.

I'm taking my back massage.

 

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[Emerson40]

Em has quite the reputation for posting links that are....interesting. I've learned to read others' comments prior to clicking.

You click 'em all.
Each. And. Every. One.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Em has quite the reputation for posting links that are....interesting. I've learned to read others' comments prior to clicking.

I'm not a violent person but I'd like to set em's Av on fire. Then Id make s'mores over the embers.

 

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[yossi]

I need a warm body to come snuggle with me. The dog is doing her best, but an 8lb mammal doesn't pump out enough heat.