The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Saint Peter]

Nope. It's green chile sour cream enchiladas with roasted poblano a and tomatillo salsa, with roasted corn on the side.

Woooot!!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fine. Feet only until I know you better.

I was hoping for full body, but feet only is not a problem.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I was hoping for full body, but feet only is not a problem.

Her feet are 95% of her total mass.

 

[Emerson40]

Aids or no aids? Just call me Smoot.

You forgot the h.

Shmoot it is.

 

[Lancecastor]

i think i may have left my will at the grocery store.

Fyi, in most jurisdictions, means the bag boy is now you Executor.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Fyi, in most jurisdictions, means the bag boy is now you Executor.

I thought he meant his will to live. I'm always losing mine in supermarkets, too.

 

[Lancecastor]

I thought he meant his will to live. I'm always losing mine in supermarkets, too.

Either way, you'll need an Executor.

 

[Jennifer]

Her feet are 95% of her total mass.

True.

 

[Wife of Bath]

It's a Bargain Bucket meal, isn't it?

ETA: so close.

You know how I love a good bargain bucket! Mm. Bargains.

Please, please post a recipe. Pretty please.

I can send it to you if you would like

Woooot!!

Yes. They are delicious.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Either way, you'll need an Executor.

A joint role! Fussy attorney by day, masked axe-man by night. I see him played by Liam Neeson, or perhaps a world-weary Ralph Fiennes.

 

[Garnate]

I can't dispute that.

He's saying there's no beef bacon. Bacon comes from pigs. Which is pork. I can't believe no one else pointed that out.

Shmoot it is.

This is good.

 

[JohnnySavage]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web05/2011/7/24/18/push-button-receive-bacon-19537-1311546138-8.jpg

 

[rimmy]

I don't think I've ever eaten KFC. Is it wonderful?

Welp, you're no longer an American. Congrats on being a stinking commie!

In Montreal KFC id called PFK. Poulet Frit Kentucky.

Beef bacon I hope. Turkey bacon is better than pork too, but sometimes it taste a little dull.

You're joking, I hope.

 

[DesEsseintes]

You're joking, I hope.

Beef bacon?

I prefer lettuce orange.

 

[Jennifer]

No.

I don't go for that kinky stuff.

That makes me sad.

 

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[Garnate]

Pork bacon cannot be beat by turkey bacon. Ever!

Or beef bacon!

 

[smoothg103rd]

No pork on my fork.

 

[Jennifer]

Asshook Pete doesn't go for the kinky stuff?

So he says. I've been trying to break him for weeks. Methinks he is a secret freak.

 

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[dolf]

of course, he's only eaten american bacon.
not free range, treacle smoked, old spot bacon.

 

[Garnate]

No pork on my fork.

Luckily you don't eat bacon with a fork. You use your fingers like a normal fucking human being.

I'm sorry you hate bacon so much.

 

[islandman]

It's fine. Just means more bacon for me.

 

[Garnate]

It's fine. Just means more bacon for me.

I will fight you to the death.