The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[DesEsseintes]

Pork is nasty.

You've never tasted my pork.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have my semi-annual trip to the VA tomorrow. Of course, it's going to be -125. I never go anywhere unless it's colder than a bear's ass and/or raining.

 

[Jennifer]

You've never tasted my pork.

Pull it for me and I will!

HEY-O! ZING!!

 

[Jennifer]

You forgot the h.

No, I didn't.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You've never tasted my pork.

Doesn't matter who are how it was cooked. If it comes from a pig it's nasty.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Pull it for me and I will!

HEY-O! ZING!!

I'll pull something for you.

 

[Saint Peter]

A new all time record setting case of the red ass!

 

[Wife of Bath]

We are having one of my favorite dinners tonight. There isn't enough for any of you fuckers though.

 

[Jennifer]

A new all time record setting case of the red ass!

Next time, may I spank you, too?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

We are having one of my favorite dinners tonight. There isn't enough for any of you fuckers though.

Is it pulled pork?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Damn I miss Kitty .

 

[RobDownSouth]

Beef bacon I hope. Turkey bacon is better than pork too, but sometimes it taste a little dull.

'Beef Bacon'?

Damn you ignorant.

 

[Jennifer]

Damn I miss Kitty .

I thought you wanted to be my friend. Keep that shit up and it's over!!

 

[pointless]

i just ate cold pizza and now i am working up the strength and will to take the garbage out. my life is nothing short of amazing.

 

[Saint Peter]

Next time, may I spank you, too?

No.

I don't go for that kinky stuff.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I thought you wanted to be my friend. Keep that shit up and it's over!!

A massage to show how much I apologies?

 

[smoothg103rd]

'Beef Bacon'?

Damn you ignorant.

I can't dispute that.

 

[yossi]

Treadmill time is over. At least I won't have to talk myself into getting on before bed. I hate the cold. I wanna walk outside.

 

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[Wife of Bath]

Is it pulled pork?

Nope. It's green chile sour cream enchiladas with roasted poblano a and tomatillo salsa, with roasted corn on the side.

 

[CandiCame]

I'm so bored and sleepy

 

[DesEsseintes]

We are having one of my favorite dinners tonight. There isn't enough for any of you fuckers though.

It's a Bargain Bucket meal, isn't it?

ETA: so close.

 

[yossi]

Nope. It's green chile sour cream enchiladas with roasted poblano a and tomatillo salsa, with roasted corn on the side.

Please, please post a recipe. Pretty please.

 

[pointless]

i think i may have left my will at the grocery store.

 

[Jennifer]

A massage to show how much I apologies?

Fine. Feet only until I know you better.