The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Bacigalupo]

Birds will eat scraps. They are there for me when I have extra bread crumbs, and I have to clean out my fridge. Careful in spring and summer though. That's when you get bears. And Sleestaks.

 

[Lorilei]

I blew right past my 25,000th post and didn't even notice.

 

[Sean]

I blew right past my 25,000th post and didn't even notice.

N00b!

 

[Wife of Bath]

Woof. No more canning for a while. I'm pooped.

 

[lovetoread]

The KFC's over there do not sell mashed potatoes and they dont give out biscuits.

 

[Garnate]

The KFC's over there do not sell mashed potatoes and they dont give out biscuits.

Then how can they call it KFC?

 

[Sinny]

According to my Monday website feed, the Oscars were last night and some people said stupid things. Like. Clockwork.

In other news, who has predictions for season 3 of House of Cards? Mine: Francis and the SS agent move to Williamsburg, Claire and the former first lady start a food co-op. Because I am bored. And I don't have anything else going on except, you know, a ton of actual work I am avoiding.


Bacccccckkkkkkk to work. Fml.

 

[Sinny]

The KFC's over there do not sell mashed potatoes and they dont give out biscuits.

What the ever living fuck?

 

[lovetoread]

Then how can they call it KFC?

Thats what I asked!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Thats what I asked!

Maybe they just call them something else and you missed out on mashed potatoes and biscuits?

 

[Lorilei]

N00b!

Shut it, Bunny Boy.

 

[Sinny]

That's right, motherfuckers, I am back. Not really. I have a fuck ton of work to pile through, but zero will to do it. Ohhhhhh, snap.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wife of Bath]

I don't think I've ever eaten KFC. Is it wonderful?

 

[Eyereadtoo]

The KFC's over there do not sell mashed potatoes and they dont give out biscuits.

Well bring your ass back over here where we have such luxuries! Oh and the cole slaw, don't forget about the cole slaw.

 

[Garnate]

I don't think I've ever eaten KFC. Is it wonderful?

Welp, you're no longer an American. Congrats on being a stinking commie!

 

[Sinny]

I don't think I've ever eaten KFC. Is it wonderful?

It is horrible processed food that tastes delicious in that "put five pounds of butter-like product in it and everyone will devour it" sort of way. I haven't eaten at one in years. However, it is a culinary icon of shitty American food and that means the British are not allowed to bastardize that. However(2), British food also sucks balls, so there's that.

 

[Garnate]

I don't know who I hate more right now: LTR for mentioning KFC or Jelly for mentioning the coleslaw. Guess I have dinner sorted for tonight.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Welp, you're no longer an American. Congrats on being a stinking commie!

Oh trust me, my card was revoked a long time ago. I think I'm meant to be living in Nice, or the Cinque Terre.

 

[Garnate]

It is horrible processed food that tastes delicious in that "put five pounds of butter-like product in it and everyone will devour it" sort of way. I haven't eaten at one in years. However, it is a culinary icon of shitty American food and that means the British are not allowed to bastardize that. However(2), British food also sucks balls, so there's that.

Commie.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

Welp, you're no longer an American. Congrats on being a stinking commie!

Commies and lawyers, exterminate them both. And people that don't KFC cole slaw.

 

[Sinny]

Commie.

Barren cunt.
Hi!

 

[bluemuse]

That made me happy and sad, all at once.

 

[Garnate]

Commies and lawyers, exterminate them both. And people that don't KFC cole slaw.

EXACTLY.

Barren cunt.
Hi!

I'm more concerned about all of the std's now.

*Quick makeout sesh*