Put your hands on me. :)

Hmmm???Is it allowable to exemplify David Lee Roth and be "Hot For Teacher?"
 
Hmmm???Is it allowable to exemplify David Lee Roth and be "Hot For Teacher?"

Lol. Of course. :)


But you all crack me up.
I teach Kindergarten.
Not high school ;)
Although that wouldn't be too far of a stretch for even my own fantasies.


The most attention I get, is from Dads.
And my boss now, evidently.
 
When I lived in a snowy clime that was an invitation to go x-country skiing... or snowshoeing.

But if your going to stay indoors... I can think of a few things to keep you busy! ;)

Unfortunately, the nearest mountains to do that, are in Ottawa, or Northern Michigan :(
I would love to go skiing. Never been.

Does it involve some whiskey? :)
 
Cross country skiing = no mountains... but it can have plenty of whiskey. (It is a bit of a double edged sword... you might fall down more, but you would also feel it less)

What about ice-skating? Lakes? Not sure how cold it stays where you are... sledding? A friend with an outdoor hottub?

I also highly recommend downhill skiing. It's a great (albeit expensive) sport... definitely take a lesson or two.


Well I have been sledding and skating. Not on lakes, just ice rinks lol

But skiing was always on my todo list. :)

Maybe I'll meet you on the slopes one day and you can teach me, and laugh at me every time my little self falls down. :)
 
This would be perfect :D

HAAAAAAAAAA. ;)
The only way I'd show up wearing a bikini, is if I devoured a Texas Mickey of whiskey.

Otherwise, bikini apparel stays for in the resort ;)

OR

We just go to Cuba like I previously suggested.

I have plenty of bikinis :)
 
of course, you might need gloves, come to think of it...

(OK- I read your post after I posted this... but I DO think I'm pretty funny.)

You couldn't find a maple leaf bikini? ;)
For shameeeee.
If I'm going to wear any bikini.
It better be fucking patriotic. ;)


Or just sexy.
And I'm not blonde, but she's cute bring her too ;)
 
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