The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Garnate]

*Wonders if Jelly checks all of that for new typos I either did or did not add*

 

[Wife of Bath]

That's what he said...

Something like, "I could prepare it and serve you a sandwich and you'd love it. Just like roast beef."

Really?

Yep. It can be exceptionally tasty.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

The cure for seasonal depression is as follows:
8 pints of anything but Guinness, unless they're made into Irish car bombs
1 Generous serving of Kung Pao/or Szechuan Chicken and Peanuts
1 internet accessible Juke Box
20 dollars in disposable cash

^^This would be absolutely fucking perfect.

 

[Garnate]

*She has*

I really do love you.

 

[Wife of Bath]

The cure for seasonal depression is as follows:
8 pints of strongbow
1 Generous serving of Kung Pao/or Szechuan Chicken and Peanuts
1 internet accessible Juke Box
200 dollars in disposable cash

Now I agree.

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

it's been a boring day.

 

[Tathagata]

Tath shows up and everyone sees what "outside the box" thinking really looks like.
Clever, lovely, bastid.

BB how are things in the Land Of Lincoln?

No Box
No Inside or Outside
The moment yields Silliness
Ah you understand
Silly Woman

 

[Disgustipated]

A-fucking-men! Especially that very last part.


I want to send him to his room for the nap he so desperately needs. Is that weird?

You assume he left his room this month.

 

[Tathagata]

^^This would be absolutely fucking perfect.

Twas indeed

 

[Garnate]

You assume he left his room this month.

Gah. Fair point.

 

[dolf]

pain. and pain. and more pain.
and mess. such a bloody mess.

yes, i should be asleep now too.

 

[neci]

:hot water bottle:

:vodka:

 

[Noor]

chicken broth
steam to breath
hercule poirot on the screen

Moo almost ran off the bed

A bit toasty

 

[AllyRose]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/best-photos-of-the-week-75-photos-68.jpg?w=600&h=477​

 

[neci]

hiccups

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--mS18VhQB--/md9t3ikoamta5bvjfg1f.gif

 

[neci]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/91c39d8b39d98c08c9ffe6266c2196d2/tumblr_n3ghh0lMMf1ts7wm1o1_250.gif

 

[AllyRose]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/tumblr_njxqyxsnce1tds2vfo1_4001.gif?w=400&h=304​

 

[bg23]

i think our cycles synced

 

[Disgustipated]

i think our cycles synced

I was just thinking the same thing!

 

[Killswitch]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/tumblr_njxqyxsnce1tds2vfo1_4001.gif?w=400&h=304​

Someone threw that cat through the snow.

 

[bg23]

I was just thinking the same thing!

its like we share a uterus basically

 

[Que]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/best-photos-of-the-week-75-photos-68.jpg?w=600&h=477​

Sounds like a good reason to date dancers.