The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[lovetoread]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

That thread is fucking weird. I'm just waiting for the number 8 to be labelled obese.

 

[pointless]

and i want another shamrock shake.

 

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[Fata Morgana]

and i want another shamrock shake.

You're a fucking weirdo. You bounce your giant knackers off the ceiling and drink green milk.

Call me.

 

[MonaLittle]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

Good Grief. We have GOT to do something about your taste in ribs. I hope to God you don't treat Sean to one.

 

[islandman]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

Of course. It'll be another 6 months before they're offered up again.

Ummm...there's not much actual food in that food.

Hush, heathen. It's manna, not food.

Really?

Damn, skippy.

Note to self: do not send iman Candy Crush requests...

Words with Friends.

 

[MonaLittle]

Memo to Fata - Who is Gata?

 

[Que]

That thread is fucking weird. I'm just waiting for the number 8 to be labeled obese.

You have to admit if eight weren't blond she would ever be able to pull off zaftig so well...

I would have to defer to Zumi's aficionado's eye for an actual ruling on it, though.

 

[pointless]

it comes with a cheery on top, too. it looks like a milky white boob with an infected nipple resting on top of a pile of atomic ooze.

and it is so delicious.

 

[cowslinger64]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

You never wanna watch how they're made then.

 

[yossi]

Quiche for dinner. Roasted broccoli and cheddar. I'm excited.

 

[MonaLittle]

Quiche for dinner. Roasted broccoli and cheddar. I'm excited.

Ohh that sounds soo good. I wonder if I have everything here to make a quiche. Can you make one with milk and not cream?

 

[Garnate]

I, too, want some quiche.

 

[Que]

I freaking want a mcrib so bad right now.

You never wanna watch how they're made then.

*NODS*

 

[Garnate]

I'm like, "Who's Upton Sinclair" so I scrolled back. I think it's an adorable name.

 

[yossi]

Ohh that sounds soo good. I wonder if I have everything here to make a quiche. Can you make one with milk and not cream?

I've used milk before and it's come out fine. I think it was whole though, because anything lighter seems like it might not work. Actually my favorite quiche I've made was a curried version using coconut milk. That was heavenly.

I, too, want some quiche.

Come over! I'm making two.

 

[cowslinger64]

*NODS*

Lol.. Sure, he looks just like me.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Upton_Beall_Sinclair_Jr.jpg

 

[Que]

I'm like, "Who's Upton Sinclair" so I scrolled back. I think it's an adorable name.

Should have included 'Jr.' it is even more adorable that way.

Lol.. Sure, he looks just like me.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Upton_Beall_Sinclair_Jr.jpg

Sorry, not meant as a jab at you. I guess it was an obscure reference. He was an early "muckraking" journalist so-named because of the habit of meatpacking plants that he uncovered in his book "The Jungle" of raking muck into the sausage bins along with the odd severed digit and what-not.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Holy hell are you serious??

These were my dad's last texts to me:

Seen the posts on facebook what the fuck is wrong?
Well talk to me tomorrow going to bed gotta get up at 4:30 tomorrow why you gotta make me worry. Why am I even alive

I want to take your Dad out for a drink. I think we'd get on.

Before I sandblast myself, of course, otherwise the beer will all leak out.

 

[bluebell]

snowblower. it's more seasonally appropriate.

Correct, of course. The Shamrock Shakes give you power. And diabeetus.

You're a fucking weirdo. You bounce your giant knackers off the ceiling and drink green milk.

Call me.

I'll wait to read about this in a Lance thread.

 

[cowslinger64]

Sorry, not meant as a jab at you. I guess it was an obscure reference. He was an early "muckraking" journalist so-named because of the habit he uncovered of the meatpacking plants raking muck into the sausage bins along with the odd severed digit and what-not.

Lol.. Apologies are unnecessary. I bust your balls all the time.. I'm not that sensitive... Obviously

 

[bluebell]

Yossi's new user title: Quiche Exciter.