The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[eyer]

ok, they can decided the toilet rules if they take over cleaning duties.

"they"?

You have to clean the toilets of all the boys who slap you around, too?

 

[neci]

unless the bastard neglected to flush.

the bastard flushes. the littlest midget seems to forget this vital step of the potty. fortunately, she goes with the seat down. thank the baby jesus.

 

[Laurel]

I'll say this - men who miss the toilet should sit down when they pee.

Women too.

 

[neci]

if you miss the toilet, you're cleaning both it and the surrounding floor.

 

[phantom4533]

And that's why they make piss-proof baseboard.

 

[dolf]

the bastard flushes. the littlest midget seems to forget this vital step of the potty. fortunately, she goes with the seat down. thank the baby jesus.

kids are evil. they're forever forgetting. they do it on purpose.

 

[Garnate]

I'll say this - men who miss the toilet should sit down when they pee.

Women too.

I've dated two men that sat to pee. I was still cleaning pee off the seat.

 

[dolf]

I've dated two men that sat to pee. I was still cleaning pee off the seat.

could be worse. coulda been cleaning it off your face.

 

[Phillyguy902]

could be worse. coulda been cleaning it off your face.

Better to be pissed off, than pissed on?

 

[Not Normal]

I've never understood why women complain about men leaving the seat up. It takes way less time and energy to just put the thing down than it does to pick a fight about it. And anyhow - why should it be assumed it's their job to put it down for us? Why isn't it our responsibility to leave it down for them? And what if they put the seat down, but the next person to use the toilet is a guy? Wouldn't that be inconsiderate?

I think far too many people go through life actively looking for things to be angry/complain about.

This.

 

[Not Normal]

I NEVER KNEW YOU COULDN'T POST IN ALL CAPSs

 

[Fata Morgana]

I NEVER KNEW YOU COULDN'T POST IN ALL CAPSs

WHAT? WILL THESE POSTS BE REMOVED THEN?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Oh, I agree.

I think many people get angry over nonsense, and it's a waste of energy.

And WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????????

 

[pointless]

i really need to stop bouncing a ball off of the ceiling when i'm bored. also, i am very thankful that that cup didn't explode when the aforementioned ball hit it. i really didn't want to be bathed in ice cold orange soda so soon after showering.

 

[Fata Morgana]

And WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN????????

I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED THAT. SHE'S BEEN BAITING ME ALL FUCKING WEEK. CUNT OFFERED TO SEND ME JAM THE OTHER DAY. I TOOK IT AS AN OBVIOUS DEATH THREAT AND FORWARDED IT TO LAURELLE WHO DID sweet fuck all.

WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO TYPE IN CAPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?

 

[Garnate]

I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED THAT. SHE'S BEEN BAITING ME ALL FUCKING WEEK. CUNT OFFERED TO SEND ME JAM THE OTHER DAY. I TOOK IT AS AN OBVIOUS DEATH THREAT AND FORWARDED IT TO LAURELLE WHO DID sweet fuck all.

WHY AREN'T WE ALLOWED TO TYPE IN CAPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?

Oh I'm onto her bullshit. YOU HEAR THAT, JELLY? I'M ON TO YOU! Just try that kind of shit with me and see what happens. I love concord grape jam, btw.

 

[Not Normal]

WHAT? WILL THESE POSTS BE REMOVED THEN?

I DON'T THINK SO

 

[bluebell]

WHAT? WILL THESE POSTS BE REMOVED THEN?

THIS IS HOW MY FATHER TEXTS ME:

HI BLUEBELL...HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
MAKE SURE YOU EAT ORANGES SINCE YOU ARE SICK,
THEY ARE GOOD VITAMIN C...
BY THE WAY THE CAT DIED. TALK TO YOU SOON, LDAD.

 

[Fata Morgana]

THIS IS HOW MY FATHER TEXTS ME:

HI BLUEBELL...HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
MAKE SURE YOU EAT ORANGES SINCE YOU ARE SICK,
THEY ARE GOOD VITAMIN C...
BY THE WAY THE CAT DIED. TALK TO YOU SOON, LDAD.

Awww isn't he cute!

 

[Garnate]

THIS IS HOW MY FATHER TEXTS ME:

HI BLUEBELL...HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL
MAKE SURE YOU EAT ORANGES SINCE YOU ARE SICK,
THEY ARE GOOD VITAMIN C...
BY THE WAY THE CAT DIED. TALK TO YOU SOON, LDAD.

Holy hell are you serious??

These were my dad's last texts to me:

Seen the posts on facebook what the fuck is wrong?
Well talk to me tomorrow going to bed gotta get up at 4:30 tomorrow why you gotta make me worry. Why am I even alive

 

[unregistered]

 

[bluebell]

Awww isn't he cute!

I don't even know if he realizes they're sending that way!
It always amuses me, though.

Holy hell are you serious??

These were my dad's last texts to me:

Seen the posts on facebook what the fuck is wrong?
Well talk to me tomorrow going to bed gotta get up at 4:30 tomorrow why you gotta make me worry. Why am I even alive

Hahaha. Now we know where your DNA came from.

 

[MonaLittle]

Why is everybody yelling.

 

[bluebell]

Why is everybody yelling.

It's my dad's fault.