The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[dolf]

Dial it back, just a tad.

i don't need to. i already have the poetry
the rest should be a piece of cake.

 

[thør]

It's the Year of the Goat.

http://exiledonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/goat-cute.jpg

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[Noor]

Why is it so complicated to coordinate Chinese new year dinner with the lion dance? we do this every year! So I got a table for 10 but it looks like we will somehow be squeezing in 12. I am hosting but if I am any sicker someone will have to impersonate me.

I will do a red envelope for you WQ.

 

[dolf]

Make sure you thank and quote everyone but me Sybil.

and this is precisely why. because the others don't expect payment for a kind thought, they're just nice people. had i missed one of them, they would think little of it because to wish another person well isn't something they only do in order to get a return on it.
i ignore you because i know you post it with the expectation of reward. like the 'i saw this and i thought of you' thread, where you abused fata, or the billion other occasions.
it is better, more noble, to say nothing at all, to ignore my blurt entirely.

their decency is unconditional.

 

[dolf]

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the muppets are ruined for me now.

Why is it so complicated to coordinate Chinese new year dinner with the lion dance? we do this every year! So I got a table for 10 but it looks like we will somehow be squeezing in 12. I am hosting but if I am any sicker someone will have to impersonate me.

I will do a red envelope for you WQ.

did you make the mistake of eating something again?

 

[Killswitch]

and this is precisely why. because the others don't expect payment for a kind thought, they're just nice people. had i missed one of them, they would think little of it because to wish another person well isn't something they only do in order to get a return on it.
i ignore you because i know you post it with the expectation of reward. like the 'i saw this and i thought of you' thread, where you abused fata, or the billion other occasions.
it is better, more noble, to say nothing at all, to ignore my blurt entirely.

their decency is unconditional.

It's polite to say Thank you.

 

[dolf]

It's polite to say Thank you.

a polite thank you isn't something you demand and tantrum out of people, like a toddler demanding sweets. I've seen you do it enough times to know that what you are offering deserves no thanks. a gift freely given deserves thanks. a ''take this thing you never asked for, and pay me now or i'll scream.'' deserves nothing.

i know exactly why you said it, what you expected, and what you would do if you didn't get your own way. i don't pander to tantrums. fuck off.

 

[Noor]

the muppets are ruined for me now.

did you make the mistake of eating something again?

I hope so, I used flax seed as an egg substitute in pancakes, and it worked!
Otherwise, I may actually have something infectious, I hope not.

Been steaming, drinking chicken broth, using my drugs and all... All of my batteries have died so I can't check my vitals Also taking elderberry extract in case of influenza. Whatever is definitely a respiratory thing. Maybe I caught it from Neci

I hope you feel better.

 

[AllyRose]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shit-just-goat-serious.jpg​

 

[Killswitch]

You're not a very nice lady.

Ya know that?

 

[dolf]

and, if manners matter, it's not polite to demand thanks. or call abused children whores. or call gay people fags. or call black people niggers. or insult any man getting the attention that you want for yourself. or tell recently engaged women it'll last a year. or spew lies about people on the boards.

you deserve nothing but contempt.

 

[thør]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/shit-just-goat-serious.jpg​

Nice airguns!

 

[Noor]

Did anyone else besides Wings get engaged?

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://images.getprice.com.au/uploadimg/1980/250_giant_classicgiraffe_brown_print__02491.1341465127.1280.1280.jpg

I never knew they existed.

 

[dolf]

I hope so, I used flax seed as an egg substitute in pancakes, and it worked!
Otherwise, I may actually have something infectious, I hope not.

Been steaming, drinking chicken broth, using my drugs and all... All of my batteries have died so I can't check my vitals Also taking elderberry extract in case of influenza. Whatever is definitely a respiratory thing. Maybe I caught it from Neci

I hope you feel better.

bad neci! not a lot more you can do. except get more batteries.

i'm fine. i have a set time limit on feeling bad, which is always good.
i hope you feel better too, and get to enjoy your celebrations.

 

[1HF]

You better be on my side.

 

[dolf]

http://images.getprice.com.au/uploadimg/1980/250_giant_classicgiraffe_brown_print__02491.1341465127.1280.1280.jpg

I never knew they existed.

oh. my. god.

birdie, you just made my night! i'm grinning ear to ear.

 

[Que]

You better be on my side.

Given your AV, that would involve spooning.

 

[Noor]

bad neci! not a lot more you can do. except get more batteries.

i'm fine. i have a set time limit on feeling bad, which is always good.
i hope you feel better too, and get to enjoy your celebrations.

Thank you! I will try and get batteries and some more chicken tomorrow!

 

[parodyluvr75]

oh. my. god.

birdie, you just made my night! i'm grinning ear to ear.

You're welcome, I was surprised that they make them.

 

[eyer]

Better arm yourself betty...

http://expatmumma.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/band_091.jpg

 

[Que]

The only thing worse than having to dispatch a fat-bodied arachnid with nothing but a tissue handy is having it survive the first attempt.

~shudder~

 

[ForkedTongue]

I vouched for her. Geez, memory issues?

Wasn't that Riles?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1097451

 

[Saint Peter]

http://images.getprice.com.au/uploadimg/1980/250_giant_classicgiraffe_brown_print__02491.1341465127.1280.1280.jpg

I never knew they existed.

You might get trampled by that giraffe!