IrezumiKiss
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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today
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Well, may the odds be ever in your favor.
I'll have it put in a cast before I let him defile it!
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President Obamas speech is going to drive fox news and extremist republicans craaaaazy. He's saying nice things about Muslim Americans.
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Good thing it doesn't really concern you, eh?
It damn well does. This is the biggest lit meeting in years.
I don't want my vicarious adventures spoiled by some funny talking bald headed grab ass.
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I can't even right now....
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lol....
You love this shit and me, you know it.
Just havin fun.
I like Rimmy but ffs man.
Ugh.
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Seems like you're doomed to live vicariously through the exploits of Pepi LePew.
ETA: Pepi LePew...
Well you heard his vocadeal.
I couldn't understand a word he said.
Ugh.
Foreigners.
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You're talking out of your hole.
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They're already crazy...haven't noticed the babbling fools here yet?
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I'm without words. I go to do some research for a couple of hours, come back and litzer's have been outed? I mean this is like I'm in high school all over again, never one of the cool kids. Maybe I need to come up with an alt and send out dick pics and I'll be included in the pretty people's club. But then again maybe there is something to said about being the president of the Dungeons and Dragons Club; of having every season of the Big Bang Theory on DVD/blu ray; of having women laugh at me only after they've seen me nekid?
Okay, I guess I did have words...
Okay, I guess I did have words...
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You've been here 10 minutes. Shut the fuck up.
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There! That's what I'm talking about!
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You're an angry elf.
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His pain med prescriptions from the surgerys are running out.
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It's a special talent to talk, eat and shit from the same orifice, you gotta admit!
I'm still trying to figure out how one gets "played."
Saying this means they took something from you. Unless you meet face-to-face or give them your credit card info, what exactly are you giving up to get stolen when you're yakking online?
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Same.
A post of his he made a year ago said it best.
In it he was griping about how some children's show his daughter was watching that day was 'outrageous', and all I wanted to say to him was "You know, maybe if you weren't a married man sitting here and hitting on every single woman and monitored what your child watched...", but then I already knew at that point just how much of an illiterate scumbag he was, so yeah.
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Pete? Asshook Pete?
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¿por qué no?
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i don't think that makes you jaded and i sympathize.
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