The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[DesEsseintes]

Oh please.

This backwards section of earth has no idea how to do tell time.

Ahem.

'Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) refers to the mean solar time at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, London, which became adopted as a global time standard.'

 

[lovetoread]

Ahem.

'Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) refers to the mean solar time at the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, London, which became adopted as a global time standard.'

Yea Yea

I keep hearing just that excuse.

We had to take everything and make it better.

Including time.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Yea Yea

I keep hearing just that excuse.

We had to take everything and make it better.

Including time.

And cheese, of course. Who else would have thought to put it in a can?

 

[Saint Peter]

I see Elvis in the Des pancake (or whatever it is you people call pancakes) Av.

 

[lovetoread]

And cheese, of course. Who else would have thought to put it in a can?

The best invention to date.

 

[Noor]

Glad to see you are enjoying yourself!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

Why do they have to strangle the best dog in the show in order to keep it on the purple rug?

http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20150218&t=2&i=1025915788&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=700&pl=378&r=LYNXMPEB1H02I

 

[JohnnySavage]

Big day scheduled today: A mani/pedi and a deep tissue massage. This cold weather has gotten me all knotty.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Mornings (in the normal world) on lit are kinda boring. Which is the afternoon in the once Great Britian. The only conclusion to be drawn is that the Brits aren't really holding up their end of the social contract with lit.

I mean, during my afternoon, I'm here entertaining and bringing the funny. Sure, sometimes I'm the only one laughing, but it's the effort that counts.

Even Miles is interesting this morning, ffs. Sure, he's recycling one of my threads and without a shred of actual information. But still, he's trying. Bless his heart.

 

[chillywilly2]

I'm with Des on cheese in a can. Ew.

It beats injecting it into a weiner

 

[Hypoxia]

Nothing is scheduled for today. I will breakfast on broken dreams, lunch on lost hopes, and dine on dead time. Tomorrow will be busy again. So many assholes, so few nooses.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CandiCame]

Sure would like to leave the fucking house. I've got cabin fever bad.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm off to hopefully get some meds so this cold doesn't come back a FOURTH time!

@ meeting for the afternoon, after my morning gig. I do not have time for the Plague.

 

[Brollyanna]

Spurious correlations

US spending on science, space, and technology
correlates with
Suicides by hanging, strangulation and suffocation

http://i.imgur.com/xqOt9mP.png

Number people who drowned by falling into a swimming-pool
correlates with
Number of films Nicolas Cage appeared in

http://i.imgur.com/q54sO25.png


More here http://tylervigen.com/

 

[1HF]

Crackly voice? Check. Stuffy nose and headache? Check. Discovering your cat has snuck into the car to run errands with you? Yep.

I feel like crap but am easily amused today. Bring on the bad jokes.

 

[thør]

Why do they have to strangle the best dog in the show in order to keep it on the purple rug?

http://s2.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20150218&t=2&i=1025915788&w=&fh=&fw=&ll=700&pl=378&r=LYNXMPEB1H02I

The judges have all been banned from figure skating.

 

[Equinoxe]

Spurious correlations

...

Oh, that is just absolutely fantastic.

 

[JohnnySavage]

There's nothing spurious about it at all. The numbers speak for themselves.

 

[Brollyanna]

There's nothing spurious about it at all. The numbers speak for themselves.

(FYP YW)

 

[pointless]

are shamrock shakes out yet?

'cause i really want one for some reason.

 

[parodyluvr75]

In a friendly quest to help you understand all things British, dear birdy, I must just point out that the British don't eat stew for breakfast. And 8.00 am is definitely breakfast time, whatever crazy notions you lovely people have about 'time zones' and other post-modern hilarities.

Mr. Des, I was crockpot cooking. I'm having it for lunch today. When I was in college, I'd have leftover pizza for breakfast. Pizza for breakfast sounds crazy but it's good.

 

[lovetoread]

My youngest asked about the shamrock shakes last week.

McD's did not have them yet.

Thought I would kill for a mcrib.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I just had crispy shredded chili beef with noodles and prawn toasts. Fucking luvverly.