The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[yossi]

The more I see of pet raccoons the more I want one.

 

[Killswitch]

The more I see of pet raccoons the more I want one.

Get a cat. And a snow shovel. No raccoons.

 

[MonaLittle]

I don't think I would like living in the eastern time zone. I like watching the news at 10pm.

 

[pointless]

but... but... our 11 is your 10, so in the end it's on at the same time.

 

[MonaLittle]

Yes, you'd think that fact would change my thinking process and help me to adapt. Somehow, it doesn't.

You lose that extra hour of sleep in the morning, too.

 

[Noor]

I never learned to sew either. I'm pretty much useless in that regard. I'd take a class if I ever thought I'd have the patience to finish even one project.

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http://i.imgur.com/2nhzXWh.gif

I sew and I have taught it. Maybe I could share some very easy project and you could try it? Or for Farrah for her baby?

 

[Not Normal]

I don't think I would like living in the eastern time zone. I like watching the news at 10pm.

Once a mid-western girl, always a mid-western girl.

 

[Farrah]

I never learned to sew either. I'm pretty much useless in that regard. I'd take a class if I ever thought I'd have the patience to finish even one project.

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http://i.imgur.com/2nhzXWh.gif

Right. I remember as a kid I asked for a latch-hook kit for Christmas. I never finished a single design, and I was still finding little tufts of yarn all around my room when I was packing up for college.

I sew and I have taught it. Maybe I could share some very easy project and you could try it? Or for Farrah for her baby?

That's very sweet, Noor, but I wonder if you realize just how easy the project would have to be for me? I have thought about attempting a little pillow for the rocker. That would involve just sewing two same-sized squares or rectangles around some fluff, right?

 

[Wings]

I have way too much sex to not be skinnier.

 

[Killswitch]

I have way too much sex to not be skinnier.

Maybe you're doin it wrong.

 

[Wings]

Or maybe I like cheese.

 

[Killswitch]

Or maybe I like cheese.

More likely.

 

[Disgustipated]

#Disneyside

http://youtu.be/Hd_2Y29_FLU

This is badass. Must watch.

 

[Noor]

Right. I remember as a kid I asked for a latch-hook kit for Christmas. I never finished a single design, and I was still finding little tufts of yarn all around my room when I was packing up for college.



That's very sweet, Noor, but I wonder if you realize just how easy the project would have to be for me? I have thought about attempting a little pillow for the rocker. That would involve just sewing two same-sized squares or rectangles around some fluff, right?

How about a no sew just cutting project to get you start and some confidence?
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-No-Sew-Fleece-Pillow

 

[Not Normal]

I have way too much sex to not be skinnier.

Or maybe I like cheese.

hehehehe, Keep up the sex anyway.

 

[gravyrug]

Elder Ruglet's birthday today. She's caught up with her mother now, they're both 29, and always will be.

 

[Noor]

Elder Ruglet's birthday today. She's caught up with her mother now, they're both 29, and always will be.

Happy 29th Elder Ruglet!

 

[pointless]

i had no idea gravy was a mormon.

 

[gravyrug]

i had no idea gravy was a mormon.

Neither did I!

 

[Never]

I am craving butt sex, but I suspect I'll die before I get it.

Or if I ever get it, I won't like it.

 

[AllyRose]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-316.jpg?w=600&h=800

Did someone say butt sex?​

 

[Never]

Goat eyes are freaky.

http://a.images.blip.tv/Robparrish-GoatEyesNTH219724.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm making beef stew, it's smelling good.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm making beef stew, it's smelling good.

In a friendly quest to help you understand all things British, dear birdy, I must just point out that the British don't eat stew for breakfast. And 8.00 am is definitely breakfast time, whatever crazy notions you lovely people have about 'time zones' and other post-modern hilarities.

 

[lovetoread]

In a friendly quest to help you understand all things British, dear birdy, I must just point out that the British don't eat stew for breakfast. And 8.00 am is definitely breakfast time, whatever crazy notions you lovely people have about 'time zones' and other post-modern hilarities.

Oh please.

This backwards section of earth has no idea how to do tell time.