The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[bluemuse]

I feel a little bit like Yukon Cornelius right now.




Nothin.

 

[Laurel]

No, got home last night. Fortunately the littles have moved on from Magical Kingdom and we did all the big ride parks.

Except Legoland. Legoland sucked. Pouring rain, had to buy ponchos and lame rides did me in.

Years ago we tried to go to Legoland and were turned away because you must be accompanied by a child - which is pretty stupid IMO.

 

[Aquagal]

Just don't call me later for dinner.



It wasn't the best weather down there.

It sucks to be here right now.

What's with the rain in February?!

Ruh Roh!

The lamest part (or funniest) was waiting for one of the lame roller coasters and it starts pouring rain and the ride stops at the peak. We walked off and watched and laughed as the people were stuck up there for 30 mins til the workers came and rescued them. Soaked. Hehe.

That could have been me!

 

[Killswitch]

What's with the rain in February?!



The lamest part (or funniest) was waiting for one of the lame roller coasters and it starts pouring rain and the ride stops at the peak. We walked off and watched and laughed as the people were stuck up there for 30 mins til the workers came and rescued them. Soaked. Hehe.

That could have been me!

and stinky wet kids.

blurgh#@!%

 

[Aquagal]

I would have wanted a refund for making us stinky wet. And lunch. And a behind the scenes tour.

 

[thør]

I've slipped some birch shoulder bacon in the oven and some potatoes in the frying pan. The wind has been up to 65 so far this evening.

 

[Que]

What's with the rain in February?!



The lamest part (or funniest) was waiting for one of the lame roller coasters and it starts pouring rain and the ride stops at the peak. We walked off and watched and laughed as the people were stuck up there for 30 mins til the workers came and rescued them. Soaked. Hehe.

That could have been me!

I took the kids on the "It's a Small, Small World" ride. It does basically nothing so you would think it would be bulletproof. It stopped. We got an interesting behind-the-scenes look at Disneyland when the workers came and led us all out an emergency exit into a service alleyway.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Years ago we tried to go to Legoland and were turned away because you must be accompanied by a child - which is pretty stupid IMO.

You should have shoved manu's thumb in his mouth just before the gate

 

[Muscadine_Eyes]

Wife Complains to Tech Support About Husband 1.0

 

[toubab]

I took the kids on the "It's a Small, Small World" ride. It does basically nothing so you would think it would be bulletproof. It stopped. We got an interesting behind-the-scenes look at Disneyland when the workers came and led us all out an emergency exit into a service alleyway.

That fucking ride nearly drove me crazy. I don't know how many times I had to go on it with various kids over the years.

 

[pointless]

damn you, comedy central. the nightly show hasn't been on long enough for you fuckers to be playing repeats.

 

[Disgustipated]

@PzFeed: Lack of snow on house leads authorities to massive drug bust in the Netherlands.

http://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/567531682765754369/photo/1

 

[Not Normal]

Years ago we tried to go to Legoland and were turned away because you must be accompanied by a child - which is pretty stupid IMO.

That's some buuulllllshit!

 

[Que]

@PzFeed: Lack of snow on house leads authorities to massive drug bust in the Netherlands.

http://twitter.com/PzFeed/status/567531682765754369/photo/1

Aren't you glad it rarely snows where you are?

 

[thør]

Aren't you glad it rarely snows where you are?

But a FLIR One on an iPhone 5 will show what's going on. Best use it just before dawn.

 

[Disgustipated]

Aren't you glad it rarely snows where you are?

It never snows where I live, troll.

 

[toubab]

It's colder than a well digger's ass outside and there's snow and ice everywhere. This is bullshit. I'm tired of winter.

 

[thør]

https://scontent-1.11404.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/q82/p180x540/10314669_674071612640629_5866259601314701125_n.jpg?oh=f116e23612ae070d1026397596dc70d5&oe=5587A825

 

[toubab]

https://scontent-1.11404.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/q82/p180x540/10314669_674071612640629_5866259601314701125_n.jpg?oh=f116e23612ae070d1026397596dc70d5&oe=5587A825

That's cool. I wonder if the owner of the bed read all those books.

 

[Disgustipated]

That's cool. I wonder if the owner of the bed read all those books.

I wonder if they need a backiotimy after sleeping on it.

 

[thør]

What's with the rain in February?!

It fucking sucks!

 

[dolf]

friend, you are all sorts of fabulous.

 

[Aquagal]

Years ago we tried to go to Legoland and were turned away because you must be accompanied by a child - which is pretty stupid IMO.

The mini Lego cities were neat, especially LegoNASA, everything else, meh.

I took the kids on the "It's a Small, Small World" ride. It does basically nothing so you would think it would be bulletproof. It stopped. We got an interesting behind-the-scenes look at Disneyland when the workers came and led us all out an emergency exit into a service alleyway.

At least you didn't get locked in and get left while they went home for the night.

 

[thør]

friend, you are all sorts of fabulous.

You're hooked!

 

[thør]

The mini Lego cities were neat, especially LegoNASA, everything else, meh.

There was a cool red lego dress at the lego show at the museum, downtown.