The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[trysail]

Numerous people I know passed me by as I shoveled, chipped and chiseled out my mailbox from the frozen snowbank.
Suddenly, a big Chevy with a plow stopped (I thought for traffic). Inside were two "good 'ole boys" that I didn't know. They offered to take a wing shot or two and clear it out for me.
Soooooooo awesome!
I ran into the house and got them a $20, which they tried to refuse...but when I told them to go get a couple of beers...they seemed happy.

Life is good.

That's a nice story.

Good on you.



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[Garnate]

This has got to be e**s' greatest day ever; all that attention.

 

[phantom4533]

I was so certain that the koala bear was my spirit animal but I think it may red wine.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Killswitch]

I'm starting to get angry at....The Deaf.

Can someone tell me why every governor especially on the east coast feels it necessary to have some clown acrobatic deaf interpreter in front of them every time they open the cut below their nose?

It's absolutely ridiculous and totally un necessary.


Fucking stupid.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Just peeled a giant navel orange and my hands smell all orangey. It made me think of WoB, which may be weird but I don't care.

I just had some orange marmalade.

Which, when you think about it, is the intersect point of your name and your post.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Watching the scroll at the bottom of the news... some schools are Code Red. Some are Condition 1. Some are Code Blue.

I'm sure those are very important secret messages to someone.

I think the World-wide Headquarters of Savage Enterprises, LLC will be DefCon Cyan tomorrow. I'll post that on my website.

 

[Garnate]

Cyan is the greatest of the colors, emergency or otherwise.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cyan is the greatest of the colors, emergency or otherwise.

I just learned it when my printer kept telling me to get more of it. All this time I've been a big cyan user and never knew it.

 

[Wings]

You're over six feet? By how much?

Just a smidge.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm starting to get angry at....The Deaf.

Can someone tell me why every governor especially on the east coast feels it necessary to have some clown acrobatic deaf interpreter in front of them every time they open the cut below their nose?

It's absolutely ridiculous and totally un necessary.


Fucking stupid.

Yep.

Of all the cunts in the world right now, you've gone for people unable to hear.

Nice.

 

[toubab]

Cyan is the greatest of the colors, emergency or otherwise.

Only if you're looking at tropical waters.

 

[Killswitch]

Yep.

Of all the cunts in the world right now, you've gone for people unable to hear.

Nice.

What?

 

[toubab]

Just a smidge.

Like my daughter. She just says she's six feet, but I'm pretty sure if she stretched she could be a half inch over that. Beautiful girl, even if I do say so myself.

 

[islandman]

What?

You're a douche.

If you need me to sign it:

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs43/PRE/f/2009/153/4/9/Middle_Finger_by_chanyard.jpg

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/ybowUUm.jpg

 

[unregistered]

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've never had orange marmalade, but now I kinda want to.

I like it because it's one of the few flavors of jelly the elder Mrs. Savage didn't make - meaning I don't have 100 jars of in in my pantry.

 

[toubab]

I've never had orange marmalade, but now I kinda want to.

How in the world have you managed never to have orange marmalade?

 

[DesEsseintes]

How in the world have you managed never to have orange marmalade?

If you've had marmalade at all, it seems odd not to have had orange, which is the Daddy of marmalades.

 

[Killswitch]

Do they ever drug test Jim Cantore? That dudes got to be on something.

This IS a cute video though....lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z11678g9PzI

 

[unregistered]

 

[toubab]

If you've had marmalade at all, it seems odd not to have had orange, which is the Daddy of marmalades.

What? There's another kind?

 

[yossi]

I don't believe I've ever had marmalade either. Is it like jam or preserves?

 

[JohnnySavage]

What? There's another kind?

Any citrus fruit can be marmaladed.